12-22-2022, 02:07:10 AM
It's not a boxing match! You're not just gonna beat 'em up! You're gonna kill 'em! Isn't that exciting!, Mincer yells those last two parts with such enthusiasm. You see, to make it in this business, you're gonna have to slaughter the competition. Don't just walk over people to get to the top, stomp the life outta 'em! Because they can't trip you up if they're dead, right?
Mincer laughs a bit more.
See, back in the beginning of my career, I worked for Lotta's grandmother, Beate. And I had stacked competition and I had to prove my worth somehow. Let's just say I got a body count that'd make Jeffrey Dahmer blush! And not only that, I manage to avoid detection and even got someone framed for their deaths too and executed. And when it came time, I revealed myself as the killer and got the biggest contracted offered! Since then, I killed my way through short after short for your entertainment. If I can do it, you all can too. Wouldn't you all like to be stars?
Of course, if you all don't want to be stars, we have our ways to make you kill anyway. We owe it to our audiences to spill a little blood. So if you don't do it yourselves, we'll gladly take charge, if you get my drift, he says, this time without the excited enthusiasm, but with more of a low-key, threatening sneer towards everyone.
Mincer laughs a bit more.
See, back in the beginning of my career, I worked for Lotta's grandmother, Beate. And I had stacked competition and I had to prove my worth somehow. Let's just say I got a body count that'd make Jeffrey Dahmer blush! And not only that, I manage to avoid detection and even got someone framed for their deaths too and executed. And when it came time, I revealed myself as the killer and got the biggest contracted offered! Since then, I killed my way through short after short for your entertainment. If I can do it, you all can too. Wouldn't you all like to be stars?
Of course, if you all don't want to be stars, we have our ways to make you kill anyway. We owe it to our audiences to spill a little blood. So if you don't do it yourselves, we'll gladly take charge, if you get my drift, he says, this time without the excited enthusiasm, but with more of a low-key, threatening sneer towards everyone.
I like bananas. They're yellow.