[Signup - CLOSED] Toontown Showdown 2

[Florien]

Toontown Showdown? With Leroy around, it'll become Toontown Slowdown.

Names: Leroy and Loretta Lockhorn
Genders: Leroy is He/Him, Loretta She/Her.
Age: The eternal beige void in which they live leaves their age unclear, but they're probably in their mid-forties at youngest, but no older than mid-fifties.
Source Media: The Lockhorns, a syndicated comic strip.
Abilities: A willingness to commit to the bit of their marriage being a miserable prison so intense that at one point Leroy booked a trip to go out of the beige void to go see the Statue of Liberty with Loretta, just to say "Huddled masses yearning to breathe free? I bet they were married", when they arrived. Also by Leroy's comments, Loretta's cooking is apparently a bioweapon, deadly poisonous, and violates the Geneva convention, except when he can make a pun about pasta, which he did exactly once.
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All the world's a stage, and Loretta insists on making a lot of costume changes.