10-11-2022, 03:32:45 AM
I don't think they ever existed at the same time as the US Post...? Right now doesn't count since they were absolutely isolated, Life adds, cutting Death off before they said whatever they were going to say.
... Well, all right then. Let's get on with this.
Death snaps their fingers.
Louis and Marie are strapped into a pair of guillotines. There's no executioner at the lever, though - instead it's tied to a wheel sitting in a dry canal.
On the other end of the room, a bisected hourglass slowly drops sand onto a scale... until it tips, knocking a domino over.
The domino starts a chain, across the top of a bookshelf, dropping the last piece onto a bumper that sends it flying into a pane of glass, which shatters to reveal some pungent cheese...
...
... oh, what the fuck -
Vince is clutching a freshly-strangled rat, its tail tied to... oh, whatever. It doesn't matter. It's not going anywhere now.
"I wanted one thing that was just mine. One thing you wouldn't drag into your world-domination crap. If you're not even going to give me that, I'm done taking your shit. Do your worst, I don't care anymore."
Death would be blinking in bewilderment if they had eyes. ... have it your way.
Another fingersnap, and Vince is now strapped into a third guillotine that exists suddenly.
Goodbye, my faithless servant.
Death pulls the lever.
... slice!
Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette were Death Cultist Strengtheners.
Vince Ruiz has been terminated.
... Well, all right then. Let's get on with this.
Death snaps their fingers.
Louis and Marie are strapped into a pair of guillotines. There's no executioner at the lever, though - instead it's tied to a wheel sitting in a dry canal.
On the other end of the room, a bisected hourglass slowly drops sand onto a scale... until it tips, knocking a domino over.
The domino starts a chain, across the top of a bookshelf, dropping the last piece onto a bumper that sends it flying into a pane of glass, which shatters to reveal some pungent cheese...
...
... oh, what the fuck -
Vince is clutching a freshly-strangled rat, its tail tied to... oh, whatever. It doesn't matter. It's not going anywhere now.
"I wanted one thing that was just mine. One thing you wouldn't drag into your world-domination crap. If you're not even going to give me that, I'm done taking your shit. Do your worst, I don't care anymore."
Death would be blinking in bewilderment if they had eyes. ... have it your way.
Another fingersnap, and Vince is now strapped into a third guillotine that exists suddenly.
Goodbye, my faithless servant.
Death pulls the lever.
... slice!
Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette were Death Cultist Strengtheners.
Vince Ruiz has been terminated.
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