08-23-2022, 19:44:39 PM
@MadameButterflyKnife: You roll a 1
You look around, spotting what seems to be a bucket full of liquid and a cloth. You pick it up and - oh, wait, that's really dirty water. And on your white robes, too. Good luck washing that out!
@Matthew: You roll a 2
Your attempt to help clean up does fuck all, sadly.
@Florien: You roll a 3
Despite everyone's protests, you manage to slice open one person (the human woman with fancy clothes). That's the good news. The bad news is that all you find out is that her diet seems to consist entirely of tapeworms.
You hear slightly muffled voices outside:
"Alright, Sarge. I take it our patrol starts now. ...What do you mean, keep an eye on the road? Don't want us to check the house for intruders? ...Fine, I'll watch the road for a minute."
You look around, spotting what seems to be a bucket full of liquid and a cloth. You pick it up and - oh, wait, that's really dirty water. And on your white robes, too. Good luck washing that out!
@Matthew: You roll a 2
Your attempt to help clean up does fuck all, sadly.
@Florien: You roll a 3
Despite everyone's protests, you manage to slice open one person (the human woman with fancy clothes). That's the good news. The bad news is that all you find out is that her diet seems to consist entirely of tapeworms.
You hear slightly muffled voices outside:
"Alright, Sarge. I take it our patrol starts now. ...What do you mean, keep an eye on the road? Don't want us to check the house for intruders? ...Fine, I'll watch the road for a minute."