02-10-2021, 15:28:49 PM
Ooh, I love DND. Currently in a campaign with some Discord friends. It's where I came up with my main OC, Stew.
I play stupidly. Like, smart when things are fine, but when things start to heat up, just...
Well, let me explain.
So there was this dungeon where we had to cook a meal for a demon. Our characters attempted to poison him with a bunch of disgusting ingredients (such as the spiciest peppers on the planet, wine that turns you into wine, a sausage that turns you into a tarrasque, human piss, etc). So just as we were trying to get him to eat it, our barbarian accidentally let slip the fact that we were trying to poison the demon. So my character, visibly pissed, just completely gives up on life. Seeing the comedic value and potential for an epic moment (except not really it was just me being stupid), I made Stew eat the soup as a form of suicide.
So I rolled a nat-20 and resisted the wine that turns you into wine, and Stew just fucking exploded chestburster-style into a meat tarrasque.
That is probably my crowning DND moment.
I play stupidly. Like, smart when things are fine, but when things start to heat up, just...
Well, let me explain.
So there was this dungeon where we had to cook a meal for a demon. Our characters attempted to poison him with a bunch of disgusting ingredients (such as the spiciest peppers on the planet, wine that turns you into wine, a sausage that turns you into a tarrasque, human piss, etc). So just as we were trying to get him to eat it, our barbarian accidentally let slip the fact that we were trying to poison the demon. So my character, visibly pissed, just completely gives up on life. Seeing the comedic value and potential for an epic moment (except not really it was just me being stupid), I made Stew eat the soup as a form of suicide.
So I rolled a nat-20 and resisted the wine that turns you into wine, and Stew just fucking exploded chestburster-style into a meat tarrasque.
That is probably my crowning DND moment.