08-18-2022, 05:00:59 AM
Out of hand. Out of hand. OUT OF HAND?! Things didn't so much get out of hand as escape into the deepest marrow of the world, live there for thousands of generations, and become small, blind, pale, wormlike creatures living off BRINE SHRIMP!
This is not just an absurd escalation, this is a disaster, and I must insist we ditch the instigator, MORDECAI, at the next town, or turn him over to the appropriate authorities. He is not just a vicious attempted-murderer-over-nothing, he is a vicious-attempted-murderer-over-nothing doing it in front of WITNESSESS! At the very least Jack there only joined in, we can make a peer pressure exception. But for the sake of fuck, the security forces did no wrong to us yet!
Now, is the Dragon really the one to blame for this disaster? Maybe. Is it actually the king's fault? Also maybe. Should both of them die for claiming nobility? Yes! But these soldiers claim nothing of the sort! They only asked that you not go picking through the rubble and looting things without their permission, and what do you do, you STAB THEM! WHY?!
This is not just an absurd escalation, this is a disaster, and I must insist we ditch the instigator, MORDECAI, at the next town, or turn him over to the appropriate authorities. He is not just a vicious attempted-murderer-over-nothing, he is a vicious-attempted-murderer-over-nothing doing it in front of WITNESSESS! At the very least Jack there only joined in, we can make a peer pressure exception. But for the sake of fuck, the security forces did no wrong to us yet!
Now, is the Dragon really the one to blame for this disaster? Maybe. Is it actually the king's fault? Also maybe. Should both of them die for claiming nobility? Yes! But these soldiers claim nothing of the sort! They only asked that you not go picking through the rubble and looting things without their permission, and what do you do, you STAB THEM! WHY?!
I am the They who says it!