02-10-2021, 00:13:21 AM
William, who's been spending the past entire day praying for safety for everyone rather than doing anything useful, prepares for the challenge.
Step one: Put a pile of gold and silver very far away from the beast's path. All the people will flock to the precious metals like flies to vinegar and also honey.
Step two: Put caltrops made of silver all around the dorms, so no one, least of all this crocodilian, can get close.
Step three: Surround her with caltrops made of gold, for caltrop bimetallism balance. It doesn't harm the eggs, but she can't leave either.
Step four: Call upon Saint Irwin, patron saint of crocodile wrestling, and then wrestle her back to her enclosure.
Step one: Put a pile of gold and silver very far away from the beast's path. All the people will flock to the precious metals like flies to vinegar and also honey.
Step two: Put caltrops made of silver all around the dorms, so no one, least of all this crocodilian, can get close.
Step three: Surround her with caltrops made of gold, for caltrop bimetallism balance. It doesn't harm the eggs, but she can't leave either.
Step four: Call upon Saint Irwin, patron saint of crocodile wrestling, and then wrestle her back to her enclosure.
I am the They who says it!