07-19-2022, 09:56:44 AM
Alright! That'ss... all of them! Great work, you all were cool, we got a new officer, New Hydroxyl, you're officially New Hydroxyl and not jusst informally New Hydroxyl.
Thank you, Director!
Valdragon, you did great even if you pronounce your own name wrong.
...Yes Director, thank you director.
Yeah anyway moving on, resst of you were alsso good. Except Callenbourne, but... yeah we need to purge his underlingss fasst probably before they causse problemss. And get to the writing him as a dangerouss traitor who desserved thiss but didn't come even closse to his goal, and not ssomeone who tried... well, what he did. Can't believe floran didn't do that ssooner. Anyway... we should do thiss again ssometime probably. A fifth insstallment. Yess. Floran'll figure ssomething out. Ssee all of you later.
The Players:
Karma, the Alliance Employee: Survived. Promoted Justice.
Hat Kid, the Investigator: Killed. Went off the Deep End.
Inez Cortana, the Illusionist: Executed. Clipped Out.
Dr. Everett King, the first Black Hat Gunslinger: Died. Thomas'd his Beckets.
Bart Simpson, the third Black Hat Gunslinger: Executed. Syndication Rescinded.
Dr. Jack Bright, the White Hat Gunslinger: Misfired. #9183: May not get involved in a murdergame.
Dr. Clef, the first and third Pickpocket: Died. Hit the head.
Double Trouble, the fifth Pickpocket: Survived. In Favor.
Lloyd Henrick, the Suppressor: Executed. No Smoking.
Dan Lewis, the first Medic: Died. Floored.
Bit, the second Medic: Killed. Knife Knifed (with knife).
Hallie Mathews, the Defibrillator: Killed. Door to Doormat.
Yvonne "Bow" Ciel, the Profiler: Killed. Nailed it! First Time!
Nikku Morioka, the Identity Thief: Executed. All over the area.
Anastasia Nikolaevna Romonova, the Whistleblower: Survived. Give it a few years.
Fake Kiryu, the Victim of Circumstance: Executed. Not-Mafia to the End.
Dinowrestler Coelasilat, the Ninja: Survived. Cashed out.
Lucinda the All-Witnessing, the second Black Hat Gunslinger and second and fourth Pickpocket: Survived...? All the violence was unprovoked, but retroactively justified.
Thank you, Director!
Valdragon, you did great even if you pronounce your own name wrong.
...Yes Director, thank you director.
Yeah anyway moving on, resst of you were alsso good. Except Callenbourne, but... yeah we need to purge his underlingss fasst probably before they causse problemss. And get to the writing him as a dangerouss traitor who desserved thiss but didn't come even closse to his goal, and not ssomeone who tried... well, what he did. Can't believe floran didn't do that ssooner. Anyway... we should do thiss again ssometime probably. A fifth insstallment. Yess. Floran'll figure ssomething out. Ssee all of you later.
Game Over: Murderers Won.
The Players:
Karma, the Alliance Employee: Survived. Promoted Justice.
Hat Kid, the Investigator: Killed. Went off the Deep End.
Inez Cortana, the Illusionist: Executed. Clipped Out.
Dr. Everett King, the first Black Hat Gunslinger: Died. Thomas'd his Beckets.
Bart Simpson, the third Black Hat Gunslinger: Executed. Syndication Rescinded.
Dr. Jack Bright, the White Hat Gunslinger: Misfired. #9183: May not get involved in a murdergame.
Dr. Clef, the first and third Pickpocket: Died. Hit the head.
Double Trouble, the fifth Pickpocket: Survived. In Favor.
Lloyd Henrick, the Suppressor: Executed. No Smoking.
Dan Lewis, the first Medic: Died. Floored.
Bit, the second Medic: Killed. Knife Knifed (with knife).
Hallie Mathews, the Defibrillator: Killed. Door to Doormat.
Yvonne "Bow" Ciel, the Profiler: Killed. Nailed it! First Time!
Nikku Morioka, the Identity Thief: Executed. All over the area.
Anastasia Nikolaevna Romonova, the Whistleblower: Survived. Give it a few years.
Fake Kiryu, the Victim of Circumstance: Executed. Not-Mafia to the End.
Dinowrestler Coelasilat, the Ninja: Survived. Cashed out.
Lucinda the All-Witnessing, the second Black Hat Gunslinger and second and fourth Pickpocket: Survived...? All the violence was unprovoked, but retroactively justified.
I am the They who says it!