07-16-2022, 03:29:09 AM
Oh also magic is real and witches and ghosts and shit exist, this place was previously hazardous and now is not, and you should probably convert to Veltirissichyianism right now because you need to get science up on this arcana and get some better gods, because uhh your current ones seem prone to being dicks to suspected spellcasters from what we've seen.
Yeah you should probably figure out what the deal is with that, do some science on your world's versions of magic. Get somewhere with that. It's replicable, I'm sure. Free advice for your society, yeah? And get one of you or all of you working together on conquering the world, I don't get the deal with all the languages you have, fix that. Come on, you've tried it before, with your horse-riding guy on your steppes and your weird gay kid who invaded persia or wherever. One of you will eventually stick it out and win. You could have a much better world that way.
Oh and it's the mythical Brenna! You know what, fuck you. You're kind of the worst from what Taira told us. I don't know why she tolerates you, you believe things without meaningful reason to do so. Bet you're like those people who are into that "arrange how your house is lain out to let the magic do the thing right". Or into acupuncture. Reconsider your life and actually study these things more scientifically! Taira likes you, but I never will and I hope you die.
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Aaanyway.
The pair get in a jeep.
DRIVER! Drop us off at... fuck, where's the gate out? Drop us off at the nearest crack in reality. Try uhh...
Fentiriss pokes at the GPS for a bit, entirely without permission.
Try there. That seems like the kind of place where we broke in. Also don't buy gold it's a scam. Free advice, yeah? You seem world-conquering material.
Yeah you should probably figure out what the deal is with that, do some science on your world's versions of magic. Get somewhere with that. It's replicable, I'm sure. Free advice for your society, yeah? And get one of you or all of you working together on conquering the world, I don't get the deal with all the languages you have, fix that. Come on, you've tried it before, with your horse-riding guy on your steppes and your weird gay kid who invaded persia or wherever. One of you will eventually stick it out and win. You could have a much better world that way.
Oh and it's the mythical Brenna! You know what, fuck you. You're kind of the worst from what Taira told us. I don't know why she tolerates you, you believe things without meaningful reason to do so. Bet you're like those people who are into that "arrange how your house is lain out to let the magic do the thing right". Or into acupuncture. Reconsider your life and actually study these things more scientifically! Taira likes you, but I never will and I hope you die.
...
Aaanyway.
The pair get in a jeep.
DRIVER! Drop us off at... fuck, where's the gate out? Drop us off at the nearest crack in reality. Try uhh...
Fentiriss pokes at the GPS for a bit, entirely without permission.
Try there. That seems like the kind of place where we broke in. Also don't buy gold it's a scam. Free advice, yeah? You seem world-conquering material.
I am the They who says it!