07-01-2022, 22:57:00 PM
(07-01-2022, 22:02:55 PM)Despair's Archon of Memes Wrote: ... Here goes.
1. A pack of wolves surround you, looking to pounce. Find a way to evade them or even fight them off if you're brave enough.
Naomi takes off the rabbit ears and prepares to take them on head-on, firmly standing their ground, ready to fight... Running away only allows them to pursue them... and with Naomi's decreased speed... that's not an option here. Fortunately, with her increased weight and constitution... a few hits from claws or bites will probably leave only a few scratches... right? A few high-weight kicks and punches should do the trick... and if that doesn't work... (Naomi takes out a dog whistler from their sleeves) This should do the trick... right? Eh. I've always been one to take risks. BRING IT ON!
2. Look out! A giant eagle (or two eagles if you're part of a duo) has just grabbed you. And now you find yourself very high up in the air. Free yourself from its grasp and try to get to the ground safely.
First, Naomi tries to firmly grab the eagle's clawed feet with her hands in order to be in a better spot to drag down the eagle... Then, using a combination of pull-ups and her own weight, Naomi tries to drag down the eagle to a lower altitude... and then she lets go when she can see the ground under the forest reliably, preferably landing on some tree leaves, which will (hopefully) absorb the fall.
3. If those weren't bad enough, now a giant bear is looking to tear you apart. Again, same as the wolves, avoid it or fight back.
Again, Naomi firmly stands their ground. She slowly raises her arms up and in an attempt to intimidate... Of course, figuring that intimidation wouldn't QUITE work... she instead tries to find the nearest rock in order to aim for the eyes and remove its sight... Hopefully.
All I have to do after that is divert its attention by making a loud sound in a direction AWAY from me and it'll swing its immense strength AWAY! (Naomi proceeds to grab a phone, activate the loudest alarm and yeets it above the bear and far away from herself as she can, slowly sneaking out in the opposite direction and carefully watching the direction of the bear. Remember. Just because it can't SEE me doesn't mean it can't HEAR me.
1. Your weight proves to be quite the asset here. You prove yourself to be quite the spry fighter, with the wolves not really scratching you up. In fact, quite the opposite. You end up smashing their bodies together, shattering their skulls, just totally doing a number on them. And in the end, you walk away, the easy victor. Just goes to show nature shouldn't mess with a girl who's a vending machine. (Rolled 7 and 1+ for durability for 8)
2. Again, also good thinking there too. The eagle cannot handle your surprising amount of weight as you manage to bring it down with ease. You make it fly into a safe spot and you just land on the ground, no problem. Meanwhile, you've left the eagle quite sore as it flies off. Damn, you on a roll! (Rolled 7 and 1+ for durability for 8)
3. But the bear proves to be your biggest challenge yet. Like you said, it is not easily intimidated. And also your attempt to sway it away from a faraway sound doesn't quite work. The bear quickly notices you and easily man-handles you. Trashing you abound, clawing at you, slamming you around, even crushing you with its weight. It could be worse those since you're not fully human. Still, you are definitely dazed after all that. (Rolled 1)
Naomi Sakurai has scored a total of 17 points.
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