[Mafia] Witch Trip

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

1: I skateboard away! My perfectly natural human skills will allow me to traverse the forest like it is a zero-g sportspark back in Bigtown!

2: I shall wait until the eagle returns to its roost. Then, after a very brief violent confrontation, I shall escape as fast as humanly possible! Which is as fast as I can go, because I am a human.

3: I shall skateboard here as well! I fail to see how this is too different from the earlier encounter with the wolves.

1. You quickly hop on your skateboard and away you go. You manage to outrun the pack of wolves. Think you're out of the woods yet? No, in both the literal and figurative sense. The sound of the skating wheels has gotten the attention of more wolves. Everywhere you turn, a pack looking to devour you. But you manage to skate past them all. Good thing you didn't bail here otherwise you'd be dead meat. Meat from a human that is. Because you're a human. (Rolled 10 and 1+ for skateboarding abilities for 11)

2. But as you glide along, you find yourself grasped by the eagle itself. And you decide it best to hang tight as it flies to the roost. Once you arrive at the roost, you end up swinging away at the bird with your skateboard. But it is quite the long, drawn-out fight, like you'd see on an episode of Star Trek, a totally human show. Look it up, you'd probably like it. But anyway, in the end, despite some minor injures, you pull through and skate your way down the tree and back on the ground. (Rolled 5)

3. And you're right; it's not any different. Instead of a pack of wolves, now you're dealing with a group of bears. Once again, the sound of your skating has attracted all of the bear out of the woodwork. They all lunge at you, but you manage to evade them. You finally reach safety, totally exhausted from your bout with the animals. You want to rest because you're a human and humans need rest. (Rolled 10 and 1+ for skateboarding abilities)

Jimothy A. Realman has scored a total of 26 points.