[Mafia] Witch Trip

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Perfect. Irate wildlife.

Taira's Plan

1. A pack of wolves surround you, looking to pounce. Find a way to evade them or even fight them off if you're brave enough.

I'll climb up a tree until they leave, at least our primate heritage should be useful for something. Throw down, oh, apples or loose branches to get them to go away. And if there are no trees you can climb, distract them with last night's catch of fish while you get away to your shelter and ring it with a barricade of logs so they can't get through.

2. Look out! A giant eagle (or two eagles if you're part of a duo) has just grabbed you. And now you find yourself very high up in the air. Free yourself from its grasp and try to get to the ground safely.

Well, this is awkward. I'll try to force it to land by tugging out its' flight feathers, then tickling its breast until its talons are no longer gripping me. Not that I really want to damage it, it's just an animal. If I can't get it to land early, I'll just have to wait until it lands at its nest, shove a sticks from its nest in its beak and talons before it and perhaps its chick tears me to shreds, and shimmy down to the ground best as I can, hoping it won't follow.

3. If those weren't bad enough, now a giant bear is looking to tear you apart. Again, same as the wolves, avoid it or fight back.

A bear? You have got to be kidding me. Well, my best bet is probably to look big, be obvious, and make a ton of noise to scare it off, because I doubt I can outrun it or escape up a tree, most bears are pretty good climbers.. Yell, sing, scream. Find a big stick to fight it off with if that doesn't work. And finally again as with the wolves, distract it with last night's fish dinner as I escape to my shelter with a barricade.

1. Thinking quickly, you climb up a tree and manage to prevent the wolves from coming after you. But they do sit for a while; not easily phased by you throwing stuff at them. They have their eyes on you. After a while though, they get bored and leave you alone. (Rolled 4 and 1+ for smarts for 5)

2. You must have pulled a feather in a spot of the wing that happens to be very sensitive. For the second you do, it squawks and instantly releases you from its grip. But then you realized you're way too high. You fall all the way down and hit the ground hard. Ouch... You'll probably be sore in the morning after that fall. (Rolled 10)

3. You're badly hurt and now you're getting frustrated. Right when you see this bear looking to fuck your shit up. You try to do what you can to scare it away. But it's not that easily phased by you. In your anger, you decide to slap it with a fish. Now you made it mad. It chases you around the forest until you just drop the fish. Luckily the bear sees it and dines on it, giving you ample opportunity to head back to the shelter. (Rolled 6 and 1- for temper for 5)

Taira McLeod has scored a total of 20 points.