[Mafia] Witch Trip

[PointMaid]

Perfect. Irate wildlife.

Taira's Plan

1. A pack of wolves surround you, looking to pounce. Find a way to evade them or even fight them off if you're brave enough.

I'll climb up a tree until they leave, at least our primate heritage should be useful for something. Throw down, oh, apples or loose branches to get them to go away. And if there are no trees you can climb, distract them with last night's catch of fish while you get away to your shelter and ring it with a barricade of logs so they can't get through.

2. Look out! A giant eagle (or two eagles if you're part of a duo) has just grabbed you. And now you find yourself very high up in the air. Free yourself from its grasp and try to get to the ground safely.

Well, this is awkward. I'll try to force it to land by tugging out its' flight feathers, then tickling its breast until its talons are no longer gripping me. Not that I really want to damage it, it's just an animal. If I can't get it to land early, I'll just have to wait until it lands at its nest, shove a sticks from its nest in its beak and talons before it and perhaps its chick tears me to shreds, and shimmy down to the ground best as I can, hoping it won't follow.

3. If those weren't bad enough, now a giant bear is looking to tear you apart. Again, same as the wolves, avoid it or fight back.

A bear? You have got to be kidding me. Well, my best bet is probably to look big, be obvious, and make a ton of noise to scare it off, because I doubt I can outrun it or escape up a tree, most bears are pretty good climbers.. Yell, sing, scream. Find a big stick to fight it off with if that doesn't work. And finally again as with the wolves, distract it with last night's fish dinner as I escape to my shelter with a barricade.