06-27-2022, 05:04:51 AM
"The cape? An old friend made it for me. They were a Leavanny, which is a species of Pokémon that is good at making clothes. They... moved on years ago, unfortunately." Bow pauses for a moment and sighs.
"My life story? Pfffft. Why would I tell my story to a bunch of random strangers? It's long and not really that exciting. Plus, I don't really trust others to spread it around. I don't want to become a celebrity. Why did aliens abduct me? Do they want to push a cute ball of fluff over the edge of despair? Oh wait, I didn't need to say that around. Everyone knows that the Alliance's real goal is to get a few laughs out of our suffering."
"My life story? Pfffft. Why would I tell my story to a bunch of random strangers? It's long and not really that exciting. Plus, I don't really trust others to spread it around. I don't want to become a celebrity. Why did aliens abduct me? Do they want to push a cute ball of fluff over the edge of despair? Oh wait, I didn't need to say that around. Everyone knows that the Alliance's real goal is to get a few laughs out of our suffering."