06-26-2022, 23:35:55 PM
Time to deal with thiss problem.
Nikku Morioka was the Identity Thief.
Calling in the Feds
Sendri pulls out a phone and calls up the vaguely defined feds.
Yeah we've got an extradition for you here. How much you paying for one Nikku Morioka? The telepath? Levitatess? That one? Ssingss bassed on her artsstyle probably, but can't be ssure really. Oh, really? You're fine with uss as a prisson sstate? Ha, floran'ss joking of coursse, fuck you, we're keeping her. We're even going to taunt you. It'll be great. You'll never manage to ssalvage the black box on thiss sspacecraft that containss her location that we're going to ssend out over your airsspace, but you'll try sso hard, it'll be amazing and floran will ssend mocking posstcardss to you.
With that, several guards tackle Nikku and drag her into a small unstable-looking spacecraft, clearly on the verge of exploding at any given time, and it's launched. Over the screens, the footage plays. The spacecraft arrives in federal airspace (spacespace?), with Nikku strapped into the back, unable to actually escape or try to control the craft as the anti-spacecraft cannons take aim to shoot it down to retrieve a mythical black box to find Nikku, never suspecting she's on the ship.
In a hail of fire, the craft is shredded, along with Nikku, and the small federal government nearby finds themselves kicking themselves over being so stupid as to kill their alive-wanted target by taking someone at their word.
Yeah we've got an extradition for you here. How much you paying for one Nikku Morioka? The telepath? Levitatess? That one? Ssingss bassed on her artsstyle probably, but can't be ssure really. Oh, really? You're fine with uss as a prisson sstate? Ha, floran'ss joking of coursse, fuck you, we're keeping her. We're even going to taunt you. It'll be great. You'll never manage to ssalvage the black box on thiss sspacecraft that containss her location that we're going to ssend out over your airsspace, but you'll try sso hard, it'll be amazing and floran will ssend mocking posstcardss to you.
With that, several guards tackle Nikku and drag her into a small unstable-looking spacecraft, clearly on the verge of exploding at any given time, and it's launched. Over the screens, the footage plays. The spacecraft arrives in federal airspace (spacespace?), with Nikku strapped into the back, unable to actually escape or try to control the craft as the anti-spacecraft cannons take aim to shoot it down to retrieve a mythical black box to find Nikku, never suspecting she's on the ship.
In a hail of fire, the craft is shredded, along with Nikku, and the small federal government nearby finds themselves kicking themselves over being so stupid as to kill their alive-wanted target by taking someone at their word.
Nikku Morioka was the Identity Thief.
I am the They who says it!