06-23-2022, 02:32:34 AM
Yeah yeah yeah I get you've been practicing magic for a few centuries. Oldguard of the mages guild who went time neutral have been doing that too. What I don't get is why your brand of dedicated spellcasters go for style over substance like that. Like, we have the excuse of just being able to try again until we get it right. You're just time neutral, so you go with swarmfish? I don't get it. You want to make water dangerous, make it deeper and faster! Like one of those rivers where it LOOKS all narrow and safe, but it's actually fifty feet deep and has undercut banks and a survival rate of "fuck you" if you fall in. It's way easier, hell, it's way more intimidating than "sharp fish". Imagine. "placid-looking creek that will chew your body up and leave it pinned under one of the banks never to be retrieved again". Not that we haven't advised you on this before, but every time you act all "ooh I'm so evil and nasty for no particular reason at all" all I can think is "wow this Irekhin has bad overly elaborate plans that are going to get her properly killed one of these days soon."
Oh shush, Fenni. It's not our place to question our witchy overlady. She is our dark protector who is insistent on quality over quantity but somehow thinks that forever isn't long enough to make up for quantity.
I know you're joking. Buuut... you know what, fuck you for telling me what to do.
Fentiriss decks Lukanios with a punch, and pretty soon they're trying to tear each other's throats out again.
Oh shush, Fenni. It's not our place to question our witchy overlady. She is our dark protector who is insistent on quality over quantity but somehow thinks that forever isn't long enough to make up for quantity.
I know you're joking. Buuut... you know what, fuck you for telling me what to do.
Fentiriss decks Lukanios with a punch, and pretty soon they're trying to tear each other's throats out again.
I am the They who says it!