[Mafia] Witch Trip

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Fentiriss and Lukanios stop fighting for long enough to come up with a plan. Or maybe they came up with this plan last time. It's not entirely clear.

Right, time to get to the showing off!

Step one: MILITARIZE as they've done thousands of times before! The pair clean off the rusty axe, resharpen it into functionality, and use it to clear-cut a smaller-than-the-entire-forest area. They then raise fortifications made of sharpened logs in the new clearing, build a watchtower in the center, and RAISE THE FLAG they brought because of course they brought their own flag. They then grab some of the planks and build a blockhouse and supply shed in the fort.

Step two: ACTIVELY PLUNDER as Fentiriss and Lukanios take out their crossbows and swords and begin massacring as much wildlife as possible, and then set to work fermenting some of the meat, drying some of it, and cooking the rest. Scurvy takes WEEKS to develop. until then, you'll be fine. The fermented meat probably has some C in it anyway.

Step three: PROVIDE WARMTH as the pair dig a trench most of the way around the fort some distance away (leaving a strip of ground on which to walk in and out of the fort) and begin dumping offal from the slaughter and the extra wood from the clearcutting into it, along with the omnipresent bones in the area. They then throw the dried and dead ground-plants into the trench and LIGHT THE WHOLE TRENCH ON FIREEEE! It's not going to burn the fort down because it's not inside, but now whichever way the wind blows, it'll be warm!

Right! Observe our pointlessly enormous effort and WEEP! Unless it all collapses, in which case WEEP FOR WHAT YOU HAVE LOST!

1. You both get your axe back into shape and you manage to clear-cut a small section of the forest. And taking the logs, you put together a nice watchtower, complete with flag. And you also got the blockhouse and supply shed with what you need inside it. Your so-called experiences serve you well putting everything together. (Rolled 7 and 1+ for a total of 8)

2. You both could have been a little more conspicuous as you slaughter some of the wildlife here. You all banter a little too much and that did alert some of the animals here as they wisely decide to avoid you all. Although you do manage to secure a decent amount of animal meat. And you've prepared it and cooked it to satisfy the tastes and the hunger. (Rolled 7 and 1- for your loudness for a total of 6)

3. You all manage to dig the trenches and put down all the plants, bones, dead animals and chopped up wood inside there. So seemingly you all have a good source to burn. But you all got careless when you set everything on fire. You all used a weak source of fire for it. It lasts for a bit until the fires eventually cool down. And now you have to deal with the unpleasant smell of burnt flesh and bone, although it does give off a nice aroma of wood in the otherwise disgusting smell. (Rolled 4 and 1- for carelessness for a total of 3)

FENTIRISS HALTEVAZHEN AND LUKANIOS DUVANSWEYLEND HAVE SCORED A TOTAL OF 17 POINTS.