06-21-2022, 11:02:18 AM
Yes! Muuuurder! Lots of it! At minimum, I'd say half of the people who came here aren't going to leave entirely alive, if just by virtue of how numbers work!
Also, yeah if you're a murderer you could turn yourself in now and we could get out of here with less casualties than the minimum.
Luki. This isn't your new strategy. We are not trying that.
No! I promise you, I promise you, I'm not...
You're leading with your default opening persuasion attempt. We aren't doing this. We're not going to exploit it this time. This time, we're going to show off as much as possible and leave them worshipping us or promising to kill us for being so smug about our rightness. Or maybe end up piked the first night, there really hasn't been much of an in-between there. Then, win or lose, we go home and deal with our daughter... our youngest is our daughter, right? I think? Whatever, deal with the celebration of presumably her turning however old. And attend the opening of that new roadway. And meet with the linguistics society to figure out how to finish restandardizing the language. And the consolidation committee to finish delegitimizing the kingdom of Sunre.
...actually maybe we should stay for a few more iterations.
Lukanios angrily tosses the empty doritos bag into the river. Or tries. It lands about a foot away due to air resistance and he has to pick it up and throw it again to get it to land in the water.
Ugh, alright we can go home after this time around. Can't believe you're stopping me from having fun this iteration.
Your "strategies" aren't fun for anyone except you. Remember that time you refused to get any closer than three days to that meeting because "I'm sick and I want to only go there if I'm better" and kept resetting us? WE SPENT EIGHTY YEARS IN THOSE THREE DAYS BEFORE YOU GAVE UP ON GETTING BETTER IN TIME!
Well EXCUSE ME for not wanting to throw up on someone. That would RUIN the whole "third unifier dark overlord" thing I've got going on. Dark overlords DON'T THROW UP ON PEOPLE trying to DEFECT TO THEM!
They're very quickly throwing insults back and forth and referencing past perceived insults and slights built up over thousands of lifetimes over the past decade. Soon enough, the pair are actually exchanging blows while yelling long strings of obscenities in english and some other language.
Also, yeah if you're a murderer you could turn yourself in now and we could get out of here with less casualties than the minimum.
Luki. This isn't your new strategy. We are not trying that.
No! I promise you, I promise you, I'm not...
You're leading with your default opening persuasion attempt. We aren't doing this. We're not going to exploit it this time. This time, we're going to show off as much as possible and leave them worshipping us or promising to kill us for being so smug about our rightness. Or maybe end up piked the first night, there really hasn't been much of an in-between there. Then, win or lose, we go home and deal with our daughter... our youngest is our daughter, right? I think? Whatever, deal with the celebration of presumably her turning however old. And attend the opening of that new roadway. And meet with the linguistics society to figure out how to finish restandardizing the language. And the consolidation committee to finish delegitimizing the kingdom of Sunre.
...actually maybe we should stay for a few more iterations.
Lukanios angrily tosses the empty doritos bag into the river. Or tries. It lands about a foot away due to air resistance and he has to pick it up and throw it again to get it to land in the water.
Ugh, alright we can go home after this time around. Can't believe you're stopping me from having fun this iteration.
Your "strategies" aren't fun for anyone except you. Remember that time you refused to get any closer than three days to that meeting because "I'm sick and I want to only go there if I'm better" and kept resetting us? WE SPENT EIGHTY YEARS IN THOSE THREE DAYS BEFORE YOU GAVE UP ON GETTING BETTER IN TIME!
Well EXCUSE ME for not wanting to throw up on someone. That would RUIN the whole "third unifier dark overlord" thing I've got going on. Dark overlords DON'T THROW UP ON PEOPLE trying to DEFECT TO THEM!
They're very quickly throwing insults back and forth and referencing past perceived insults and slights built up over thousands of lifetimes over the past decade. Soon enough, the pair are actually exchanging blows while yelling long strings of obscenities in english and some other language.
I am the They who says it!