[Mafia] Your Final Frontier: Go 4th and perish!

[PointMaid]

Our Esteemed Players of this Game:

Karma (The Dog one). Trivia: Karma, despite her name, is a devoted Zoroastrian.
Hat Kid (The Kid one). Trivia: Hat Kid's given name is Robert, but that wasn't feminine enough, so they changed it to Bruce.
Inez Cortana (The Smart Speaker one). Trivia: Cortana is solely responsible for the Greek Debt Crisis of 2008.
Dr. Everett King (The Fruit-Wielding one). Trivia: Dr. King's least favorite chess piece is the bishop, because his son, Neverett King Esq., choked to death on one at the age of 51.
Dr. Jack Bright (The Necklace one). Trivia: Dr. Bright once invented a new kind of mop, but sold the patent without ever producing more than a prototype.
Lloyd Henrick (The Extradited one). Trivia: Lloyd is 561st in line for the thrones of England and North Korea, and 592nd in line for the throne of Monaco.
Bit (The Mercenary One). Trivia: Bit's career as a bounty hunter was started after she caught the notorious fraudster "the ant farmer" at her job as an accountant.
Hallie Mathews (The Cat one). Trivia: Hallie briefly worked as a florist apprentice in Allfield, but left on discovering that there were no florist shops in the entire colony.
Yvonne "Bow" Ciel (The Pokémon one). Trivia: "Bow" is an acronym for "Breath of the Wild", her former favorite video game. Her current favorite video game is YIIK.
Nikku Morioka (The Silent one). Trivia: Nikku, along with the ghost of Steven Chu (An energy secretary for an old earth government), invented the ubiquitous scroll lock key.
Anastatia Nikolaevna Romonova (The Royal one). Trivia: Anastatia was an uncredited extra in the hit movie Die Harderer Again Twice Another Day Deluxe 2 Turbo HD, in the Zepplin Scene.
Fake Kiryu (The Artificial One). Trivia: Fake Kiryu is a regular competitor in local fishing competitions, known for his bait, which he home-makes out of stale cheese danishes.
Dinowrestler Coelasilat (The Sauropsid one). Trivia: Coelasilat, before legally changing his name to "Dinowrestler" was Oliver Coelasilat, a barista at The Outpost Coffeehouse.

...You don't think these obviously fake - no offence, bosses - Alliance bios have anything to do with the coffee, do you? Look at the last one.