Hunger Games Simulator - Trouble Cube Edition

[Whistle]

Events! And they're up!

1. (Player1) travel(s/s/s/s/1) to the high ground. (Player2) leap(s/s/s/s/2) toward [typeB1], but (Player1) cut(s/s/s/s/1) off all [typeC2] limbs mid-leap.
   
2. (Player1) make(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4) draw straws. (Player4) draw(s/s/s/s/4) the shortest straw, so [typeA4] is spared. (P1k2,3)
   
3. So let it be written, so let it be done, to kill (Player1). (Player2) (is/is/is/is/are2) Creeping Death. (P2k1)
   
4. Bop-ba-do-bop. (Player1) teach(es/es/es/es/1) (Player2) how to buy a canoe. (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared [next 4 events])
   
5. (Player1) take(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4) on a journey through time. (Player4) do(es/es/es/es/4)n't want to because they'll miss their show.
   
6. (Player1) tell(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) that [typeC2] favorite color is not creative.
   
7. (Player1) use(s/s/s/s/1) [typeC1] hair to express [typeD1]. (Player2) say(s/s/s/s/2) that sounds really boring.
   
8. (Player1) make(s/s/s/s/1) your teeth go gray. (+ Feast)
   
9. (Player1). What a concept. (Russian Doll, + Bloodbath/Feast)
   
10. (Player1) chase(s/s/s/s/1) down (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4), but [typeC1] nominator has a fatal heart attack and [typeA1] dissolve(s/s//s/1).
    
11. After knocking [typeB2] out in a fight, (Player1) tell(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) to rest well, and dream of large women. (The Princess Bride)
    
12. (Player1) use(s/s/s/s/1) a coconut to open up crabs.
    
13. (Player1) do(es/es/es/es/1) that dance with the little kicks.
    
14. After (Player1) witness(es/es/es/es/1) (Player2) murdering (Player3), (Player2) gaslight(s/s/s/s/1) [typeB1] into going blind.
    
15. (Player1) wonder(s/s/s/s/1) what the point of all this is.
    
16. (Player1) patent(s/s/s/s/1) [typeC1] own life.
    
17. (Player1) purge(s/s/s/s/1) spambots.
    
18. Be vewy vewy quiet. (Player1)'(s/s/s/s/re1) huntin' (Player2)s.
    
19. (Player1) and (Player2) play kitty with each other.