Hunger Games Simulator - Trouble Cube Edition

[Whistle]

AND SO CONTINUE THE GAMES.

Welcome back all you viewers, it's time for SDnL's broadcast of our 17th season of the Hunger Games. As always, I'm your hostess Whistle, ready to view a little bit more and more of The Slaughter. It'll be just... one of many little things that happens in these eventful times. But we got them all taken care of; after all, it's just another little sport.

Also, sorry about the lack of an update yesterday; I got stuck having to watch my previous tributes both go after a single girl because, like, you can't really trust anyone. I met one of them for the third time though; it turns out they were using... actors. [dun dun dun]

Anyway, on and on.

NIGHT FOUR
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Four is Death, Apparently

DESTINATION ASPHYXIATION!! Too bad. Julia was no match for Venus' atmosphere of sulfuric acid.


Inez died because he was in charge of this hero


Damn...
[rolls the 864-sided die]
That alligator must not have liked President Snow, huh?


For some reason that seems to fit Eijirou somehow, I guess... /shrug
Flipping off Cthulu?


BUGGLED AWAY!! Damn, Kerning is no match for the Internet and their bloodlust for mistakes.


How does a black hole dress up as Minecraft's developer agai-- it's just a game, I should relax.


African or European?


Chickens do seem to be incredibly smart anyway; just ask my neighbors.


[audibly confused illager]

Vulkin might have stayed at the cornucopia for reasons, but those reasons were far too shabby and way too early. Here's the actual reason to have stayed at the cornucopia...

THE FEAST

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Tribs Are Food, Not Friends

YOU SCRAEM!! Nikku offered Edna some dessert, but, as she said, NO CREPES.


WE BAKED YOU ALL A PIE!!!!!! Oh boy, what flavor?
MONDIKE FLAVOR!!!!!!


SLICIN' DICE!! Inez does not like Miku's games, so she just decides to end it while she has the opportunity.


SICKLED PINK!! Venus decides to violently impart at least half of a communist ideology onto Watermemon, but sadly it does not know the meaning of anything but pain.

Eijirou, Thin Man, and Sgr A* have decided to skip the feast this season.

A new day dawns as the remaining tributes find themselves stuck... wherever they are in this arena. Let's get on with it.

DAY FIVE

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Hi-Five, More Dead than Alive

Looks like Sgr A* no longer has its accretion disk... sad.


Two disarmings, one after the other. Interesting.


NO COINS!! Looks like GoldenCityBird was not all that keen on crypto, so Edna had to say goodbye to Inez.
...Huh. Maybe we shouldn't be taking such a stance on crypto tho.

...Wow, this has been a real bloodbath. Bloodier than the actual bloodbath, if I remember correctly. So... let's do this.

THE FALLEN
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9 tributes eliminated: Julia, kerning, Nikku, Mono, Vindicator, Spike, Miku, Watermemon, Edna Mode
6 nominators reporting to the Hangar: Cassie, NebulaChimera2211, PowerStroke6001, HypeKitty1, Zanreo, GoldenCityBird
5 tributes remain.

...Phew. This has been quite the day at SDnL. I didn't expect everything to just turn to shit like this so quickly, but here we are. We got... let's just say, a little bit of a way to go, I think. So... I guess I'll see you next time. Hope you're all doing alright, and this is Whistle, signing off.

Next time... THE ENDGAME.