Hunger Games Simulator - Trouble Cube Edition

[Whistle]

AND SO CONTINUE THE GAMES.



Well well well, here we are today with SDnL! It's Whistle speaking, and now it's Pride where we are today. But, from what I've heard, Pride is apparently a Deadly Sin, I think, but I'm not Catholic anymore, so let's just let our flags fly!!



You may know this, but yeah, I'm a trans asexual lesbian, who was uniquely put into this position of power because I was a diversity double whammy (the autism and ADHD and, well, being a Glaceon, certainly helped). Don't tell anyone this though, because I need to keep some sort of job in this slaughterhouse, and I like seeing some of the pairings. Whoever thought a famous aspiring painter rabbit would fall in love with a sentient cup of eggnog, for instance? It's great!


Anyway, it's been a little bit too long of a rant, so I guess let's just get into the whole thing.

BATTLE MUSIC: "Tom Sawyer" - Rush

NIGHT TWO
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Sacrifices Must be Made

Show-off.


...Yeesh, who enacted cyberwarfare on a whole planet?
...
[casually closes my laptop]


Now that's what we call... resourcefulness.


Alright, I'm convinced that people are trying to sabotage Miku at this point.


A VIOLINDICATOR


It's always nice to do things like that every once in a while, I guess. Even if I don't have that great of balance...


SAVIOR!! Inez allows Eijirou to continue further in the game than would normally have happened at this point. Sounds nice.


LOSING LIFE!! Cassowary, for being a deadly birb, is no match for the video game world.


What groin?


Mood.


Reasons that shall be revealed... soon...


Only Nikku can stop forest fires. Hope she's enjoying her ramen.


Wolfermemon. Beautiful sight.


How is it that everyone loves that song so much? I don't get it!

[yawns] It's daytime already. I guess let's get on with this, shall we?

DAY THREE
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Not for Rent

UNINTENTIONAL DOUBLE TAG-TEAM REVENGEANCE!!!! Vulkin—see, we got the reasons!!--and the Man With No Name seem to have had no idea how much Inez and Edna didn't really wanna kill each other.


I think anything that can alter spacetime with only their own abilities can be counted as a mage, so... yeah, there ain't no rule sayin' a black hole can't be magic.


Wolfermemon was too busy wolfing... it was out of his control.


Five Nights at Nikku's.


Spike must not have had a good time ice-skating.


Alright, now Miku's finding her footing! ...Wait, how did Thin Man get hiccups?


Resourceful Vindicator.


Hehe, geddit?


Eveland, my favorite seasonal nation. Besides Limberwisk, of course.


MONETARY REGRET!! Julia, just like Inez before her, regrets the death of someone who owed her money.

[snoring Glaceon]

[someone taps my shoulder]

a weird convo

Whistle?

RAZOR CLAMS!! ...Uh, hello.

You missed last time. I think you ought to begin another day's work. 

...Well, how do I do that?

By working.

...Oh yeah, there's that.

Should we dock your pay again?

No, please. I'm fine.

You better be... or else you'll be put in the games.

Are you threatening me, boss?

Not. Yet.

...

...

As you wish.

So... yeah. Looks like I'm doubling up, as promised. Let's just get on with it, shall we?

BATTLE MUSIC: "When the Levee Breaks" - Led Zeppelin

NIGHT THREE
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It's Ready to Go

LOOKS LIKE TEAM INEZ IS BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!


Watch your language, motherfucker.


"You wouldn't hit a gal with glasses, would ya?"


OK Paula. Or Chewbacca. Or Chewpaula.


After that savior thing, Eijirou shows some goodwill.


...And I will keep that in my accretion disk.


At least Wolfermemon is not wearing capes. Or going on vacation to any capes.

Yup yup yup, the sun's coming up! Let's hope some blood is shed!

DAY FOUR
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Faster Than a Bullet

I told you you shoulda watched your language!!


Venus' roasts go too far.


Hotel Inez, trying to find Edna.
Wow, these two really are buddy-buddy, aren't they?


KISS. Keep it simple, stupid.


Good. Those little hiccups can be, well, deadly.


Thin Man does me a frighten sometimes, NGL... .___.;


When you've got no dungeon explorers to kill, might as well kill some time instead.

Okay, let's head over to the cannonites and see where they're going to go. I need to put this tally up.

IN MEMORIAM
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4 tributes eliminated: Cassowary, The Man With No Name, Vulkin, Angel Eyes.
2 nominators reporting to the Hangar: Oggy123, Matthew
14 remain.

Well well, here's our first big losses. We're at about the halfway point of the season, so perhaps it's about time we close off for the evening... it should be pretty fun, I think, regardless. I'm glad I could get this out here while I was able to, so let's just get it on. This is Whistle, from SDnL, signing off.

Next time... THE FEAST.