Hunger Games Simulator - Trouble Cube Edition

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"Allllright, everyone in the audience! Welcome to HUNGER GAMES SIMULATOOOOOR, and please, sit at the atomic edge of your seats, as we're about to get into what could be the finale!"
*[cheer cheer cheer!!!]*
"Let's not waste any time, and get right into the final bloodshed!"

NIGHT 6 POSTIMG LINK

Night 6

"You could say it's... an ALIEN concept to Dubhe! Hah!"


"It seems holding such a powerful title is doing a number to Inferno Cop (Death)'s sanity. Well that, or the Wildfire System are simply able to transform themselves into Inferno Cop (Death), and only decided to show this ability now. Which is more likely?"

DAY 7 POSTIMG LINK

"What a quick night! Though days do start pass quicker when nearly everybody else is dead..."

Day 7

"Perhaps in an effort to counteract the terror from Wildfire's prank last night, Inferno Cop (Death) decides to start rapping."


"This is incredibly effective against the Wildfire System! Or atleast I think so. Either way, they died from trying to escape the Arena. Maybe it's from the sheer power of Inferno Cop (Death)'s hot bars, or something else entirely? Nobody will know, because the one system we could have asked is now dead!"


"Seemingly demoralized by the death of Wildfire, Dubhe thinks ahead and digs out a spot for her hopes and dreams."


"Meanwhile, Gabby Gabby gets herself into the greatest car accident of all time~! Well, greatest as in the spectacle. Gabby Gabby pretty much died from the gigantic fireball that ensued after she crashed into the barrels, so that's not great for her at all."

"This shapes up to be a rather short update, leaving only-"
*[nudge nudge]*
"Eh? What's up- IT'S AN ARENA EVENT! Vortexes of the 5 classical elements are ravaging the arena! Let's see what our competitors will do to outsmart this unexpected turn of events!"
"Let's see here..."

ARENA EVENT POSTIMG LINK

Arena Event

"Inferno Cop (Death) dies in a tornado. Of water, but still. And yes I'm ignoring the fact it's a vortex."

"Oh."

FALLEN 7 POSTIMG LINK

*[sign flip]*
"So, that's Wildfire, Gabby Gabby and Inferno Cop (Death) as our fallen tributes."

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"Well... That's everyone except our winner dead! And our lucky winner is..."

THE WINNER POSTIMG LINK

And the winner is...

"Congratulations to Dubhe, the winner of Season 16! With a single kill to their name, they managed to beat all 25 other contestants to emerge as our victor!"
*[clap clap clap clap]*

"So, that closes this season! But wait, we still have numbers to go through! For instance, our most murderous contestant this season is..."

The most murderous contestant this season was...

"1000 Degree Knife/Knite/Kite in 13th place, with 6 kills to their name- no doubt from the epic battle they came out victorious early on."

PLACEMENTS POSTIMG LINK

SUMMARY POSTIMG LINK

STATISTICS POSTIMG LINK

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"With this season of the Hunger Games Simulator over, it's time we bid our farewell as the hosts of this simulated, but still bloody killing game."
*[waving goodbye]*
"But before we go..."
"...patory! Is anticipatory a real word?"
*[shrug]*
"The autocorrect on this post thing seems to detect it as one, so it's a win on my end! Anyways, that's all! See ya, everybody, and thanks for listening to our commentary!"
*[wave wave wave]*