Hunger Games Simulator - Trouble Cube Edition

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"WELCOME BACK TO HUNGER GAMES SIMULATOOOOOOOOR!
"As Night 5 approaches, we're here to inform you that the Feast is arriving! Soon after Night 5, we're sending in food, supplies, weapons and tragic memoirs that will likely be zoomed in as a contestant or a competitor dies. And then by some magic force, unlock itself to reveal an even more tragic image. Or fall through some convenient rain in slow motion."
*[swinging a turkey around the air]*
"Discboy nO THAT'S FOR THE FEAS-"

NIGHT 5 POSTIMG LINK

Night 5

"Ah! Yes! The 'assume your true angelic form' pose. Classic."


"You know, if we were anywhere close to the canon we belong to, every single reference would fly past our heads."
*[doesn't make it impossible for us to make one, though.]*
"Perhaps!"


"If you're going to eat like that, might as well start eating the wrapper too. And- what the actual... Are you *slicing* off the veins?"


"That's the second slap fight Inferno Cop has been in. You know, it kinda fits him, whiplashing from silly slap fights to obliterating someone off the face of this arena at the speed of sound."
*[thinking]*
"Huh, yeah... Like that fella, who was he? Ask Cop? Mace Cop? Hm."


"Death Jugglenaut... That's actually a pretty badass name!"


"You know, there's a good chance you just picked up a little rat who was inside treasure. A good pet? Probably. Can transform you into a superhero? Ehhhh..."

FEAST POSTIMG LINK

"Aaaand we're at the feast! If you would please, I'd like for you contestants to equip anything sentimental to you that totally hasn't been rigged to easily open up, fly off in slow motion or hit the floor in slow motion. We totally didn't do anything such as slightly increasing the diameters of your rings, outfitting any necklaces with fragile chains and giving lockets faulty locks."
*[waves, holding little mechanical bits in his hand]*

The Feast

"Lakitu, come on. The food was right there. You two arrived first, there were so many options BESIDES the likely poisoned cookies."


"Well, asides from the peaches."


"E gets shot! Unfortunately, it's a letter, so it couldn't have equipped anything sentimental that can be sent flying off. Shame."


"Both Uzume and Dubhe catch onto our totally not real plans of us totally not trying to milk the Feast for sentimental opportunities."


"... Okay, yeah, sure. Look, someone has to take something from the Feast, or atleast that's what I read so. So... Congratulations, Inferno Cop! You're now Inferno Cop (Death)! You take the title for yourself after slaying Death Jugglenaut! Wooo...."

DAY 6 POSTIMG LINK

"The feast wasn't particularly exciting- just your run of the mill bloodshed, no sentimental memoirs that we spent this whole episode building up to getting tossed, hitting the floor or opening up."
"Let's go onwards to Day 6, and see if there's anything exciting ahead of us!"

Day 6

"You know what? I'm still upset over the lameness of the Feast. Sooo... Discboy, switch the video feeds to Uzume and Dubhe!"
*[...???]*
*[nod nod]*
"Alright... Lets see if this works. Eenie miney miney moe, which one of you is gonna blow!"
"Congratulations, Uzume! You have obtained the dubious honor of getting blown up! Okay, bye bye!"
*[button boop]*

"Well, that asides, let's get back onto the show!"


"Whoa. That's some chill Dubhe got on there. I... wonder if I should try that one day. Just sitting on a lawn chair, at the edges of Pann Town, listening to some music..."

"Oh, folks in the audience! It seems Wildfire and Gabby Gabby have volunteered to show off a magic trick for us! Let's see what they've got!"
"Drum roll, please!"
*[intense drumming]*

"WOW! Incredible coordination from both Gabby Gabby and Wildfire! Surely they're gonna put this moment in the highlight heels, for sure!"


"It seems like the title of Death is too much for Inferno Cop (Death)'s ego to handle responsibly. Anyways, dial [FOOTAGE MISSING] if you wanna join his little cult here."

FALLEN 6 POSTIMG LINK

"Alright, alright, alright! Do we slump in deaths, or does the blood train continue?"
*[is that a real term]*
"Maybe. Flip the sign, Discboy!"
*[sign flip!]*
"We have the unfortunate casualties of Lakitu, Nintendo, E, Jugglenaut and the totally not forced at all death of Uzume!"
"Which drops our participant count to... the FINAL FOOOUR!"
"Tune in next time, as with that kind of count, we might just be looking at the end of the season here! See ya!"
*[wave wave]*