Hunger Games Simulator - Trouble Cube Edition

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"Due to a shortage of witty, snarky introductions before we get onto the updating, we're just gonna yell out HUNGER GAMES SIMULATOOOOOOR!"
*[wave wave]*
"That said, let's get into the slaughterfest! The bloodfest! Whateverfest!"

NIGHT 4 POSTIMG LINK

Night 4

"For an E, that's pretty good."


"Considering Nintendo owns Lakitu, I'd not blame Jugglenaut for this confusion!"


"Does Dubhe even have lungs they can damage with the cigarette?"


"That's a massive stat boost! I wonder if it'll do them any good."


"First we get girls that ARE the sword, so why not give them a SMALLER, ACTUAL sword?"


"Blink it or miss it, everyone! The Weeping Angel has fallen down into the pit (and probably shattered into uncountable pieces!)"


"I mean, it probably is a doll. Hearing must be hard."
"... but that means it hears in the first place. Shivers!"
*[shiver shiver]*


"A duel for the ages! Who will emerge victorious? I don't know! The event doesn't elaborate further! Oh, the suspense!"


"That's what we call a sidequest here, folks."

DAY 5 POSTIMG LINK

"Day 5! 4, despite it's unlucky number connotations, didn't end up being a very bloody day/night after all. Asides from the Weeping Angel falling into a pit, but still. Lets see if this streak continues!"

Day 5

"Aaaand immediately after I wonder if the next few days will be rather uneventful, we find ourselves staring at not one, not two, but three corpses! And two of them from a mutual kill, even!... maybe Knife/Knite/Kite just lodged itself into Jack-O-Bonny's head. The only thing we know for certain is that Adachi failed this side quest in record time."


"What an altruistic feat from Dubhe! Maybe that smoke helped them chill out?"


"Start the rescue helicopter!"
*[lower the ladder!]*
"And rescue the competitor!"
*[all of that and more, in our latest rescue collection of HGS City!]*


"That probably hurts, but not enough to kill. Unlike..."


"... the Bensons' stat boosts not even BEING acknowledged by the sheer power of Inferno Cop's Z Move! It was a critical to boot, too!"

FALLEN 5 POSTIMG LINK

"Will our fallen count be as empty as yesterday? We'll find out!"
*[sign flipping]*
"And for our recently departed, we have Weeping Angel, Knife, Jack-O-Bonnie, Adachi and the Bensons!"
"That's quite the huge drop, huh? Down from 14 to 9! We're in the final 10's, everyone!"
"So tune in next time, because things are really starting to get intense here. Don't miss out!"