Hunger Games Simulator - Trouble Cube Edition

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"We barely avoid missing another day as we continue onto... HUNGER GAMES SIMULATOR!"
*[wipes sweatdrop]*
"Let's move onto Night 3 and Day 4!"

NIGHT 3 POSTIMG LINK

NIGHT 3

"Are they weak to ice? I think elemental resistances are a big thing where Dubhe comes from."


"Wow, I wonder what wacky hijinks could happen with this."


"An unlikely end to an unlikelier enemyship! Enemyhood? Rivalry."


"Guess you could say this competitor is literally spirited now!"


"Looks like curiosity killed the cat."


"We're canonically in the flag zone, so I doubt we should be hearing this!"
*[shrug]*
"I mean, you can make a point that we likely aren't old enough to host this, but this is clearly illegal, is it not? If it wasn't a simulator, of course."


"But if Knife, or Knite, or Kite, or whatever was lucky enough to have the spell fail, wouldn't that be kind of redundant?"


"Your wish comes true, but you are still royally screwed! For this is HUNGER GAMES SIMULATOOOOR!"
*[once per episode, please]*


"You know, I think I get him."

"Rise and shine, everyone! Day 4 is on the horizon!"

DAY 4 POSTIMG LINK

Day 4

"Ah... What? How? Well, Adachi's luck seems to be rather poor today- first no chocolate, and now he discovers he's related to a bunch of creepy dolls, or something like that. Sinister!"


"Oh, I better get hiding my tophat if we're gonna deal with a hat eater."


"They ARE an alien-gel, so..."


"The show's named after him, and the other questionably sane cop I remember reading about was pretty cool, so..."


"Should we award her with an honorary kill if she actually succeeded in killing said roach?"


"Fortunately, we're already sitting on chairs, so we win by not doing anything!"
*[chair spin]*
"And they spin, too!"


"You know, this is so ancient it'd be an actual miracle if we stumbled upon something older than this."

FALLEN 4 POSTIMG LINK

"And that concludes our update! For the fallen, we have..."
"(Eh? The sign is too heavy? That's okay, I'll help you out.)"
"Only Snagglepuss? Oh, how uneventful."
"Alright, just put it there aaand... done! Anyways, that makes our total contestant count 14! Tune in next time for Night 4 and Day 5!"