Hunger Games Simulator - Trouble Cube Edition

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"Ah, excuse us for a momentary lapse in updates!"
*[orz]*
"To compensate for our scheduling issues, we're going to double update this time! Get ready for Night 1 to Day 3, as we embark once again in... HUNGER GAMES SIMULATOOOOOOOR!"
*[turns towards TI]*
"Screaming it out makes me more like a show host, does it not? No? Aw."
"But anyways, we're onto Night 1 and Day 2! Let's see if anyone kicks the bucket!"

NIGHT 1 POSTIMG LINK

Night 1

"Dusty expertly outmaneuvers an attempt on her life!... what is a cat doing with a knife? Granted, it's a toy one, but still..."


"The angel weeps for the absolutely smushed dog. That's gonna be a rough one to clean up."


"Huh, the other angel seems to be quite sick. Are they an angel?"
*[flip flip flip flip]*
"... so they are aliens, but also angel-ish beings? Does that make them an angel, or an alien-gel? Hm."


"They're positively dripping with style."


"How antici..."


"So the simulator kills someone with a funny name, but not this actual criminal?"


"That's a very tame pose right there."
*[shrug]*
"Oh! You're right! There's elegance in simplicity, I suppose."


"You know, just showing the stuff that happened at the start doesn't make for a very interesting opening."


"Let's take a break from the yet-to-happen-bloodshed with a bloodless-sled!"
*[...]*
"It works in my heart, OK?"


"Ah! What a most tragic loss, failing to talk without aid of third... Alright, I lose too. Without saying E."


"Now that the McGraw has accidentally blown themselves up with an explosive, it would be the perfect time for us to remember him as not Quick Draw McGraw, but Stylish McGraw."

DAY 2 POSTIMG LINK

Day 2

"They're probably shaped like E's. A closer look, please!"
*[messes with some stuff]*
"Oh! They ARE shaped like E's! It's like an alphabet soup bowl, except with only one letter."


"For something that literally cannot move while being looked at, it's doing a pretty good job at driving."


"When you think about it, isn't this one big gambling thing? Pretty sure some of us are betting on some tributes."


"Mysterious! Or they found out the glitch in the simulator. Something like that."


"How sharp of Wildfire! This brilliant play looks like it could steel the show!"


"You know, I think you could save a few seconds by NOT jumping on the shell?"


"Here's a question- would Inferno Cop do something against the Freddy Fazbear pizza chain? There's definitely something illegal happening behind the scenes at night. I'd pay to see Inferno Cop discombobulate an animatronic with the animation of a poorly made Powerpoint presentation."


"Alas, we're getting no sniper cat pictures. A potential niche that could have bloomed, lost in the moment."


"Our however-old-this-simulator-is tradition of bullying President Snow continues, as Snow is de-aged into a child!"


"A toy knife and now this reference? What next, Dusty wears a sweater and destroys this season's entire cast?"

FALLEN 2 POSTIMG LINK

"After that night and day, I wonder how many people were slain?"
*[more sign flipping]*
"Just Stylish McGraw?! Oh, and it was someone I was rooting for too!"
"With 22 contestants left, we move on to the next night and day! "
*[nudge nudge]*
"Oh! Yes, I did comment on having rooted for Stylish McGraw to make it seem like more people died. Can't ruin the excitement with just a glance now, can we?"

NIGHT 2 POSTIMG LINK

"The fallen asides, let's continue on to Night 2!"

Night 2

"No sweater or mass murder yet, but Dusty does do the boulder suplex. Anyone keeping a bingo of 'Dusty and Undertale References' yet?"


"Adachi gives himself the creeps. Maybe he looked into a mirror?"


"Holy, this is gory! We have the charred and sliced up corpses of Chair, Matt, Sega and Mark on the floor. Sheesh. It may have been years, but the knife has lost none of it's edge. Or temperature. Also, Lakitu is there!"

"Pop quiz, contestants! What's 9 + 10?"
"... 21? WRONG! Discboy, the beans! Now!"
*[BEAN ATTACK]*

"... clever."


"It's all cool and good until someone cheats themselves millions of nukes, making total disarmament impossible."


"I understand Jack-O-Bonnie and maybe even Snusty if the rifle is especially lightweight, but how does a letter chase a doll around?"


"Now there's a reason for the Weeping Angel to actually weep."


"And that's a NEW RECORD!"

DAY 3 POSTIMG LINK

"Day rises again! Let's see what our contestants got!"

Day 3

"Being pelted by 1000 baseballs already isn't a good idea for a bet, but having them pelted by a heated knife is just asking for trouble."


"I'd trust Lakitu. They did end up surviving Knife's glorious display of brutality."


"Makes me wonder what the E shaped cookies tasted like."


"Merciless! A loathsome trio track down and brutalize a cat! We really should have a 'jeers' sign, like those Applause signs for moments like these."


"Looking fashionable there, Dubhe! Especially for an alien-gel."


"Oh, how terrible! The two cats were slain almost back to back! Truly a dark day for any cat lovers."


"Potential evidence: ruined!"


"Would you call that a mugging...?"

FALLEN 3 POSTIMG LINK

"Oh goodness, what brutality! Our deaths this time are..."
*[sign flipping 3.0]*
"Chair, Matt, Sega, Mark, Johnny, Snusty and Dusty!"
"Sheesh, what a slaughterfest. That drops our participant count to 15."
"Keep your spirits up, though, as the Hunger Games simulate on! Tune in next time for hopefully not Night 3 to Day 5, but Night 3 to Day 4!"