[Mafia] Close Circle 2

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

"Alright. Time for drugs."

1. Scooping the stash in 1/2 foot stumps is difficult, so Lucky needs something to carry them in. For now, he crams it all in a trash bag and drags it around on a piece of plywood.

2. A trash bag makes too much noise and gets caught in things too easily, and boxes are too obvious. He would copy Lindsey's ice cream truck stunt, but he's too tiny to drive. Stuffing the drugs inside meat and selling that sounded good until he realized someone might not have wanted crack in their wild caught goose. What's a rabbit to do...but use the Easter Bunny trick? He gets some of those plastic eggs, as many as he'll need, heads home and secretly crams the drugs into them.

3. Here comes the Easter rabbit, hurraaaaaay. He hops around alleys, abandoned buildings, just about anywhere he thinks Sparxxx's customers could be. For the sake of deception, he occasionally hands out "legitimate" eggs containing little pieces of chocolate or dried fruit. Mostly dried fruit. Chocolate's expensive. As for the real customers, he pops open an egg, lets them take the drugs out, and puts his payment in its place. Anyone who tries to rip him off gets bitten.

4. To avoid cop detection, Lucky remains secluded as much as possible. He'll even hide in trwsh cans if it's necessary. If cops look his way, he drops the basket and plays wild rabbit, perfectly still to mimic a lawn decoration. If it comes to his last resort, he deploys the flamethrower and runs while people panic over the fire.

1. Pretty simple approach that you take. But it's effective. You can't carry a whole lot on you, but you got enough to make a profit. (Rolled 5)

2. You manage to get a lot of the Easter eggs and stuff them all into the eggs. It's the perfect cover. Nobody will think twice about what you're carrying... (Rolled 8)

3. But things go downhill once you sell your eggs. The Singleton Elementary School happens to come by and the kids come out and get excited when they see you, the "Easter Bunny". They completely trample over you and take the eggs. You are too small to stop the kids. And when the inevitably find the drugs, this earns the ire of angry teachers and parents who beat you up, saying how you're responsible for corrupting today's youth. Battered up, you escape from the angry citizens. (Rolled 1 and 1- for your small size for 0, so you broke the scale!)

4. And the cops see you when you try to hide in the trash cans. And your attempts to play "wild rabbit" don't work as they all have a vivid description of you from the angry adults. In an act of desperation, you pull out the flamethrower.... only to fire it right in your direction. You light yourself up like a torch and end up with third-degree burns all over your body before you black out. When you wake up, you find yourself in the ICU, fighting for your life in an iron lung. The cops would arrest you, but Sparxxx used his connections again to free you after you make your full recovery. (Rolled 1)

Lucky O'Chopper has scored a total of 14 points.