Hunger Games Simulator - Trouble Cube Edition

[Whistle]

AND SO END THE GAMES.

Hold music: "Do You Wanna Taste It" - Wig Wam

Well... there isn't much left at the Slaughterday Night headquarters after that hurricane, huh? Yeah... this is Whistle, reporting from home. It's fine; not much is going to happen, so I guess we may as well see who's gonna win. 

Three tributes. Three seasons. Three times. How will it happen? Let's wait and see.

BATTLE MUSIC: "Hungry Like the Wolf" - Duran Duran

NIGHT SIX
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nightfall

Awoooooooooooooo! Here she comes now, out to infect! ...Lucky Mars is gone now.

That's a bit embarrassing.

Yeah, not much has been happening. But the sun's rising, so let's get to it!

THE SEVEN

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God is Empty

Good to see that Chilli has her hobbies to distract her from her newfound wifewolfiness.

Borlux sounds like a toy I'd get somehow. I wonder what that would look like...

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Ah yes. Third-act character moments. They're the loveliest sorts of moments in film. Don't you agree, Sollux?

...

Sollux?

...

Where are you, Sollux?






















Hello?

Oh.

Well. That was slightly anticlimactic. It looks like it can go only two ways now... Either Boris keeps himself supreme, or Chilli Pepper Cookie heads up the ranks for next time. We'll just have to wait and see--

Oh wait, it's happening. Right now.

DAY EIGHT
(THE FINAL DAY)
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A Grand Finale?

Look at this. There's a magic battle going on, isn't there? It seems, like, straight out of a Spider-Man Movie or something. Boris, the god who killed the unkillable Aunt Gayle, versus Chilli Pepper Cookie, the yandere werewolf dessert who had spaghetti with a planet! How do you expect this to go?

Maybe all you need to do is flip a coin and see...


















































UNEXPECTED TWIST! Chilli Pepper uses her wits against Boris' brawn, trapping him in the magic dimension with only seconds to spare!

WE HAVE A WINNER, EVERYBODY! LET'S GET IT ON AND CONGRATULATE THE CHAMPION OF THE VERY FIRST BATTLE ROYALE...

THE WINNER/FALLEN
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Celebration of the Lizard

It seems that third time's the charm here; Chilli Pepper Cookie, third place in Season 3, part of one of two tributes with three podium finishers, has risen to the top to finally win a season of The Hunger Games Simulation! Now, with only one more thing to do... we simply have to grant her the GOLDEN MEDAL OF GREATNESS, and congratulate our other tributes.

PLACEMENTS (pos/tc/imgur)

Here's the people who somehow managed to win. Let's give them all a round of applause for their competition.

Chilli Pepper didn't just win, though; she murdered the shit out of everyone so hard that she got to be a Mass Murderer as well (with 4 kills), with Boris and Sollux just behind with 3 (as well as Megumi).

Of course, we must also pay respects to our biggest losers; it's such a shame that Season 1's winner managed to be the biggest stinker this season, but hopefully she can get another chance somehow next season. The Anniversary is about to come, so...

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STATS pos/tc/imgur

Deaths in Blue are Arena deaths, in Green are Feast deaths, Red are Bloodbath deaths.

1. Chilli Pepper Cookie (4 kills, MadameButterflyKnife)
   
2. Boris (3 kills, B-Doe-1998)
   
3. Sollux Captor (3 kills, Kennifer)
   
4. Mars (Whistle)
   
5. Steve (1 kill, PowerStroke9001)
   
6. Megumi Ogata (3 kills, The Map Maker)
   
7. Aunt Gayle (Kennifer)
   
8. Pit (2 kills, NebulaChimera2211)
   
9. Beta Wooper (1 kill, Guma)
   
10. Ivi Roma (1 kill, MadameButterflyKnife)
    
11. Cupid Kirby (NebulaChimera2211)
    
12. Henry (Dookie)
    
13. Herb Cookie (1 kill, TheGeekArtist08)
    
14. Joel Robinson (EeveeGirlChey)
    
15. Calvin (Dookie)
    
16. Huang (The Map Maker)
    
17. Chicory (SapphireStarblazer)
    
18. Daybreaker (PowerStroke9001)
    
19. Tom Servo (1 kill, EeveeGirlChey)
    
20. Neptune [planet] (1 kill, Whistle)
    
21. nonthreatening femetit bob (1 kill, wingedcatgirl)
    
22. Metabomb (1 kill, KungFuCutbug)
    
23. Goldie O'Gilt (SapphireStarblazer)
    
24. Max (MadameButterflyKnife)
    
25. David Van Dreissen (1 kill, ThatIdiotMan)
    
26. Fortune Boxcars (awe921)
    
27. Death's Avatar (Cassie)
    
28. Reimu Hakurei (Billy5545)
    
29. Great Grandma (Zanreo)
    
30. Tulip Olsen (Guma)
    
31. Ocarina (Cassie)
    
32. Italian Spider-Man (ThatIdiotMan)
    
33. Adrien Agreste (wingedcatgirl)
    
34. Grey Pawing Kity [Dustymoji] (wingedcatgirl)
    
35. Klee (MisterJake)
    
36. Neptune [Neptunia] (Zanreo)
    

Here's the save if you wish to simulate a side story for yourself. May be fun sometimes.

But anyway... we need time to rebuild the Slaughterday Night headquarters, so I guess we ought to get this next season ushered in ASAP. Hope you all have the same sorts of thoughts that are good and helpful, but we have our own little things to do. So let's go ahead and celebrate The Anniversary in peace. See you all soon.

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In honor of the Anniversary, here are my tribs (both returnees, one in actual pure form):

Shotaro Kaneda (Kaneda) (he/him, AKIRA, yellow (16), death pic)

Tetsuo Shima (Tetsuo) (he/him, AKIRA, yellow (16), death pic)