Hunger Games Simulator - Trouble Cube Edition

[Whistle]

AND SO CONTINUE THE GAMES.

This has been quite the interesting season, huh? For a Battle Royale, some people are downright unsure of whether to kill or not... until they got placed in a hedge maze. Ah, what psychological torture can do for you!

Oh right, this is Whistle with Slaughterday Night, coming with yet another update for all y'all folks. Hopefully you guys can find yourselves thinking about food, because today we're going to be covering the Feast! See how people get when the food is there. Just because. It's fun.

[ALARM BLARES]

Oh yeah, don't worry, that's just a weather advisory. Some, like, hurricane or something. It'll be fine, don't worry.

BATTLE MUSIC: "Stratofortress" - Stratovarius

NIGHT FOUR
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Four is Death?

Don't worry. He's just... breakin'... the ice.

Mutated cookies. My favorite! Omnomnomnomnom

Boris wonders if his own little biscuits might result in an assassination attempt, but luckily they're not to Beta Wooper's taste.


But they ain't got no speakers, ain't got no headphones, ain't got no records to play!
Also, what a coincidence that Nebby has both last this long and both of their tributes got the same event!

The valley of death is one place that many of us have been to many times... Hope you get better, Chilli.

Whistle doesn't understand you.

SADISTIC CHOICE! When forced by Ivi to kill Calvin or Joel, Steve takes the child's life!
I mean, come on, you could have at least gotten more meat from the adult!

And up is coming the sun, where all the people are rushing for the light. All these moments...

[ALARM BLARES]

What's the point of an alarm in these games? Don't we have cannons?

DAY FIVE
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Liftoff

Pit! He's gotten it, the little hit of the tunes with the spoons and knife while he croons for his life against the three giving chase making wee little pace...

Now's not the time to sing this, dude.

By the power of Ares, Mars somehow survives a spike death and gets out alive.

I wonder how you cosplay as a mutated cookie... Oh well, whatever.

Borisland! Nice name, considering you've won. We'll see if you can actually survive to make it though...

Hey, put his face back on! I don't like seeing some of that stuff!

She's coming in in skis. What else would you expect?

BOTANICAL BLUNDER! Joel, in his hunger, falls dead from some good-looking berries.

Bang. Bang. Off go the cannons.

THE FALLEN
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Obituaries

Huh. Not much has happened.
Two deaths overall; Joel's death has eliminated EeveeGirlChey, and Season 7 and 2 are no longer in the competition.

I think I might as well fulfill my promise from last time, because I thought the Feast was sometime else, but I've decided instead to just lay it all out here for you guys.

So welcome, everyone, to...

[ALARM BLARES]

Are you kidding me?

NIGHT FIVE
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Az Didanet

Gayle must have some sort of superpower if she's able to cheat death that often. I'm excited to see how she does!!

With clocks. And guns. And JESUS!

CRUMBLED RELATIONSHIPS! Chilli Pepper bleeds out the mutant Herb for a taste of his sweet, sweet blood!

SNEAK ATTACK! Megumi pulls a Christopher Lloyd and utterly decimates Henry, Cupid Kirby, and Ivi.

Yeth, the year of Thollukth idh about to happen! Yethhhhh!

BETRAYAL REWARD! Pit's had enough of Beta Wooper's flummery against Steve and gives it its just desserts!

Yummy yummy. That's the kind of death I like to see! Now, how about we get on to the part where people eat? Should be a good night.

THE FEAST
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Alive, She Cried.

First things first, Megumi and Steve have opted out of the Feast. Now, let's get on to those who actually made it.


...This is not a ship I ever thought I'd see in my life, but I'll take it, I guess. At least they're not trying to kill each other.

STICKY SITUATION! Sollux sends Pit to Hell with a little branch!

MUNDANE MORTALITY! Even if Gayle is immune to Godly Boris' magical attacks, that doesn't mean a simple backstab couldn't down her!

[ALARM BLARES]

Jesus Fucking Crispy Tater Tots, would this alarm just PLEASE SHUT UP?!

[phone call

]

You have heard of the hurricane coming, right?

Duh, yeah. Why the heck do you ask?

It's coming around your place soon. Make sure your tributes leave safely.

You're the one concerned about excitement, aren't you? And haven't hurricanes come before?

If you're not safe, the few tributes you have left will die. Immediately.
Evacuate them. Now.

No.
[hangs up]

I can barely see the sun rising behind the clouds; here we go!

DAY SIX
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Devil's Bleeding Crown

It seems that bloodthirst, anger, and... planetary romance... are her only few emotions.

I think they managed to get down by the power of Groove.

OBSCURE REFERENCE! Megumi gets flushed!

IT'S HERE. GET READY. DON'T GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT. THIS IS...

THE HURRICANE
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Rock You Like One!

Wham bam! Let's see what happens today!

Boris finds shelter and waits the hurricane out!

DRAMATIC STUFF! Sollux uses another tree to kill Steve and let him get thrown into the hurricane!

YANDERE REVEALED! After something happened between Mars and Chilli Pepper, Chilli Pepper explodes and pushes Mars off into the distance!

Wow... this has been an absolutely bloody sequence of events. I wonder how everything will go now?

THE FALLEN
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It's Down to This

Now that's what I call a bloodbath!
10 deaths today; with the death of Herb Cookie, Henry, Beta Wooper, Pit, Megumi, Steve, and Mars, TheGeekArtist08, Dookie, Guma, NebulaChimera2211, The Map Maker, PowerStroke9001, and Whistle are all eliminated. Season 4, 11, 9, 5, and 10 are no longer in the game.
Three seasons, three tributes. Which multiple of 3 will reign supreme?

Well... it's almost done. Three finalists remain; one of the old guard, one from the midpoint, and a newcomer. Which of them will reign supreme? Find out... TONIGHT... on Slaughterday Night with Whistle.

NEXT TIME... IT'S ALL COMING DOWN.