Hunger Games Simulator - Trouble Cube Edition

[Whistle]

AND SO CONTINUE THE GAMES.

Oh dear, is this the life. Here on Slaughter Day-Night Live, we're here to bring you the finest hits and strikes. We hope you're all having fun times today with your loved ones, whatever those are, and keeping yourselves alive with... some sort of sustenance. But that's not what it's all about. The Anniversary is about to arrive, and we still have to get things going right on through. Unfortunately, there hasn't been much going on in terms of kills. So brace yourselves; it's time for...

A BLOODBATH.

BATTLE MUSIC: "The Rite of Spring: Sacrificial Dance" - Igor Stravinsky

NIGHT THREE
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The Third Night

I wonder how he'll handle the guitar solo...

Huh. Both Ivi and Metabomb are bad drivers... and Ivi's still cheating death!

Please, don't kill real life people. It's wrong.

ONWARDS TO SNOW'S PALACE.
[a Peacekeeper comes by and poles her]
Yowch! What was that for?

GOD BLESS! Reimu sneezes alone and just drifts into the distance!

Chilli feeds WHITEY TOM to her favorite rodent... Her Saxophone.

Ah yes... a glorious night.

Ah, there's the problem, Daybreaker. You forgot to carry the seven! Now, get in one of those coffins you find so useful for trapping others in.

My god, people really love The Police here, don't they?

BACKFIRED AFFECTION! Death's Avatar thought Boris would accept their biscuits, but Boris got so angry that he knocked them and Fortune down to the ground.

Tell me, how does Goldie end up making friends with these people?

For some reason I feel like Neptune would be the Tsukkomi and Max would be the Boku. Get out your harisen!

Whoa, Mr. Van Dreissen, that's a little harsh!

Even in the Arena, we gotta teach our children good dental hygeine.

Dum-dum-dum-dum, diddy-dum dum dum, dummity dum dum dum...

It seems like Steve has heralded the Sun. So now... let's see what happens.

DAY FOUR
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A New Hope

Hey, I wanted that thyugar, you little poof!

NEGLECTED REJECTED! Ivi ends up taking care of herself for once while Mr. Van Dreissen dies of his wounds.

Wow. ADHD can be a bitch, huh?

CRISIS AVERTED. bob breaches the edge of death, but just as quickly escapes.

ChapSnat is pretty fun, I agree. Hope you all like it somehow.

Mars... thanks for bringing your violent streak back. Boris deserved that.

Goldie just does not have a care in the world, does she?

I AM A BLODDY GOD.

Not gonna lie, I'd probably watch Calvin & Hobbes Theater 3000.

You might need that help later down the line...

Henry is getting himself up on the power scale, isn't he? Good for him! :D

She almost legged it, but witches are not climbing.

Sad.

Okay, this is getting boring. I think I might as well take a little page from one of my favorite movies and maybe... spice it up a bit. How's that sound, everyone?

Not interested? Well... Heeeeere's JOHNNY.

THE SHINING
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I'm not gonna hurt ya, I'm just gonna BASH YOUR BRAINS IN!

Now, here's some of that lovable action we all love to see in the Hunger Games! Now... how do we get through it?

NOMINATOR BETRAYAL! Ivi leads Max to safety, but takes advantage of his powerlessness and hacks him to death with extreme prejudice!

Mars takes its axes and gets all the way out the Easy Way, somehow without limbs.

MIRROR MIRROR! Goldie decides she'd rather die than be killed, so she takes her life by her own hand... wing.

Sollux and Boris make it out alive somehow! That's lovely!

Very mundane, but very understandable. Probably doesn't have the strength to do break the rules anymore.

MURDERCHAIN! bob acts as an antivirus, obliterating Metabomb, but Pit takes his swords and slices bob into pieces!

Taking the same easy-ish way, but good that Megumi and Calvin are safe!

Huh. When more people find their ways out, Joel can follow Steve and survive.

MAJOR BLOW! WHITEY TOM reclaims his title of BLOODY TOM against the powerless Neptune, but Beta Wooper swoops in and gets Tom's Blood all over its hands too.

He could have just... eaten them, but Cupid Kirby's out alive!

Daybreaker, Daybreaker. You could have escaped being trapped in a coffin when we retrieve you.

Chilli Pepper gets out with Gayle's ski tracks, making them both safe!

CRUMBLING SANITY! Herb Cookie leads Chicory to safety, but paints her blood on the hedges!

Poor Huang, couldn't huandle it.

WELL. THAT'S A LOT OF BLOOD. Just like I like to see. Let's see if this will help out with the numbers... get this season over faster for The Anniversary.

THE FALLEN
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The Bridge Has Been Breached.

Wow, what a bloodbath! Lost half of the remaining tributes in one day! Let's tally it all up...
13 tributes have died today, 9 of which died in the hedge maze.
With the loss of Reimu, Death's Avatar, Fortune Boxcars, Mr. Van Dreissen, bob, Metabomb, Goldie, and Chicory, Billy5545, Cassie, awe921, ThatIdiotMan, wingedcatgirl, KungFuCutbug, and SapphireStarblazer are no longer able to participate and must report to my hangar.
OUR FIRST SEASON'S ELIMINATED. No longer will tributes from Season 1 nor Season 8 be competing.
Only 15 tributes remain.

And here we are... breaching the day of The Anniversary, now taking on its tolling bell. We may see tributes for this coming season coming soon, but first we must finish our own little munitions. Take care, so long, good luck... and most of all, keep on thinkin' of what to do next. Stay light on your feet.

Whistle from Slaughterday Night, signing off.

Next time... A FEAST OF FRIENDS.