03-03-2022, 03:26:24 AM
I am copypasting these from where I posted them in Discord because wtf brain.
dream 1: Somehow I was looking to buy a house and I found one that was like... really cheap. Like "I can put a big down payment" cheap. And it seemed to be nice but I kept worrying that something was wrong with it like bad plumbing or faulty wires or toxic mold or it was haunted or something and I was wondering why the previous owner had left Halloween decorations and books there. Anyway the previous owner turned out to be this really nice lady who had a lot of money already and was moving to Europe and just wanted to get rid of the house before she left or something, I think she expected someone to buy it and flip it or something. She said I could keep the books. Anyway it turned out we both love cat memes so we were exchanging email addresses to send each other cat memes. We were writing these on the backs of velcro strips because we couldn't find paper (and I guess didn't want to use the books that were in the house? or our phones?). Anyway I was starting to write mine down but couldn't remember it so I went to look it up and came back to see Danganronpa references written by where I was trying to remember my email. So I wrote down the actual email (which... was nothing even close to my actual email) and then I woke up.
dream 2: Okay so for some reason I was an actual Broadway star in this dream instead of just playing one in murdergames and decided to do The Masked Singer for fun. I had some sort of Snow Queen costume I think. And I sang all these songs that were... decidedly not Broadway-ish at all and thought for sure I'd get guessed correctly after singing a Melissa Etheridge song (which I was) BUT... I ended up winning!
BUT!!! When they did the unmasking it wasn't me in the costume it was some little girl who had cancer and the Make-a-Wish foundation granted her "win The Masked Singer" wish, where she'd come out at the end in whatever costume the winner had to get unmasked. And they kept putting all these different filters on her to change her age and gender and race and stuff and I was secretly glad they unmasked some random unknown kid instead of putting the filters on me because I thought they'd cancel me on social media for that.
Anyway later they said I was the real winner and I came up to sing a song (which was, for some weird reason, from My Fair Lady)
dream 1: Somehow I was looking to buy a house and I found one that was like... really cheap. Like "I can put a big down payment" cheap. And it seemed to be nice but I kept worrying that something was wrong with it like bad plumbing or faulty wires or toxic mold or it was haunted or something and I was wondering why the previous owner had left Halloween decorations and books there. Anyway the previous owner turned out to be this really nice lady who had a lot of money already and was moving to Europe and just wanted to get rid of the house before she left or something, I think she expected someone to buy it and flip it or something. She said I could keep the books. Anyway it turned out we both love cat memes so we were exchanging email addresses to send each other cat memes. We were writing these on the backs of velcro strips because we couldn't find paper (and I guess didn't want to use the books that were in the house? or our phones?). Anyway I was starting to write mine down but couldn't remember it so I went to look it up and came back to see Danganronpa references written by where I was trying to remember my email. So I wrote down the actual email (which... was nothing even close to my actual email) and then I woke up.
dream 2: Okay so for some reason I was an actual Broadway star in this dream instead of just playing one in murdergames and decided to do The Masked Singer for fun. I had some sort of Snow Queen costume I think. And I sang all these songs that were... decidedly not Broadway-ish at all and thought for sure I'd get guessed correctly after singing a Melissa Etheridge song (which I was) BUT... I ended up winning!
BUT!!! When they did the unmasking it wasn't me in the costume it was some little girl who had cancer and the Make-a-Wish foundation granted her "win The Masked Singer" wish, where she'd come out at the end in whatever costume the winner had to get unmasked. And they kept putting all these different filters on her to change her age and gender and race and stuff and I was secretly glad they unmasked some random unknown kid instead of putting the filters on me because I thought they'd cancel me on social media for that.
Anyway later they said I was the real winner and I came up to sing a song (which was, for some weird reason, from My Fair Lady)
Stupid doomed timeline...