Hunger Games Simulator - Trouble Cube Edition

[NebulaChimera2211]

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Night 1

• The flowers Vargoba found early are no good against security cameras, or even a liability...
  
• Kheil has traded her love life for supplies, it seems.
  
• I think the problem here is that Wendy's is a fast-food brand, hence the mascot should be pretty good at cooking.
  
• Ruv with the pragmatic, isolationist plays.
  
• History from the Bloodbath repeats. Maypul's leaves look rather sharp, so I think they'd do the job nicely. (I think I misread this event from the Bloodbath, because I thought Bonkers cut off his own thumb. My apologies.)
  
• Not one of my ludicrously-powerful-in-canon tributes, but still not a guy I'd want to mess with even after a nerf.
  
• Swimming through the sea of time, I see. With a surprise cameo from Woshua!
  
• Lincoln is actually turning out to be one of the more fun tributes, isn't he? Anyway, hopefully for Tulip that this goes better than her movie career.
  
• But both of their names have Es in them!
  
• As if he wasn't OP enough already.
  
• Not-Popeye the... surfer man?
  
• Soul Mano Aloe knows where Felix lives.
  

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Day 2

• The two broken tributes meet. Retak'ka got fired for liking marmite due to the nerf.
  
• How ironic that the fast-food mascot dies through a culinary-related death!
  
• That's a gigantic painting. Who knows what of...
  
• Lincoln tries to show that he's capable of more than comic relief, with only mild success.
  
• John does Felix dirty. Mustn't be very hygenic then...
  
• Can you not read the sign?!
  
• Sollux finds a rocket chair or something.
  
• That's not a good way to improve your meagre love life!
  
• Aww.
  
• Vargoba seems to be fine with isolation.
  
• Ruv tries out non-fatal solutions to interlopers.
  
• That's cannibalism! I think so, anyway...
  
• Axel regrets helping Ruv... maybe.
  
• My fallen tribute is avenged by a truck driver.
  
• Atticus doesn't appear to have hands, so is that a victory by default?
  

Fallen Tributes: imgur, postimg

Fallen 2

Just two: Wendy's Girl and Uni, both on Day 2. In terms of nominators, Matthew is out now.

Night 2: imgur, postimg

Night 2

• John is too powerful for his own good.
  
• Axel does a 180 and celebrates his mastery over MONATERS.
  
• Guess souls like beans. Sensu Beans, anyone?
  
• Lynx Chocolate Man gleefully chops up the fusion of all of ThatIdiotMan's previous tributes.
  
• Nepgear finds that this is a perfectly balanced simulator with no exploits, like a true gamer would.
  
• (I think this event is really clever.) Let's hope Kheil was a clean dove.
  
• Ruv goes in for the kill again. But Lincoln shows even if he messed up a kill, he can still avoid getting killed himself.
  
• Now that's just ridiculous.
  
• Is Sarvente a good artist?
  
• What's Tulip up to? Either way, Galacta Knight is being relatively chill for the time being.
  
• An ape with a hammer? A reversal of what happens in the original Donkey Kong? Seems kinda cool to me.
  
• Maypul is out for blood, and hence ends Vargoba's sweet time here.
  
• Maybe the abilities are related to the non-red SOULs? (This event might need fixing.)
  

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Day 3

• Nepgear goes in for the takedown.
  
• Galacta Knight agrees to bail Tulip out as long as he can teach her a fucking lesson. Woshua was there too, probably disgusted by the filthy language.
  
• If the insult was related to dirtiness, cue mental breakdown.
  
• Every car is a Pinto in the Arena. No exceptions.
  
• Oh, Sollux... You've put your trust into all the wrong people.
  
• Funny thing is, Bonkers is actually a mini-boss! Lincoln does it again.
  
• I guess there's not much to go with except for the advert script...
  
• He already looks like a bird/cowboy/pirate thing anyway.
  
• Mermaid!Sarvente's top priority was probably finding water.
  
• The next Ice Age is coming. Retak'ka couldn't escape due to being nerfed earlier. RIP.
  

Fallen Tributes: imgur, postimg

Fallen 3

Seven: Amelia and Vargoba on Night 2. Soul Mano Aloe, Soul Whitty, John Vechey, Axel and Retak'ka on Day 3. Cassie, wingedcatgirl and BlackFaithStar have been eliminated as nominators. Something extraordinary has just happened: not only did two players have their tributes eliminated back-to-back, but the players themselves were also eliminated one immediately after the other.