02-28-2022, 22:20:14 PM
Who the fuck is this woman you're talking about? I'm no such thing. I would have thought I made it clear. Wait, did it...
Lindsey rummages around in their coat for a bit, pulls out a pin which says "They/Them" and sticks it on with their wide array of pride pins.
There. Now you can't possibly fuck it up. Again. The point is, I don't see in what universe I wouldn't be pushing for the execution of the obvious suspect if I was the killer. Do I have to get out the ACTUAL STATISTICS NUMBERS here? Because if I do, I expect you to not decide the numbers aren't good enough. Like it or not, this isn't a game of people, this is a game of numbers. We are all numbers, and the numbers right now are seven to two. In the horrifically implausible and utterly unlikely worst case involving both Spamton and the cookie being innocent, which I assure you, one of them absolutely did it, we get two to five, in which case you're obviously going to pick me next, which won't end well for us. In the best case, Spamton did it. 7-1, we win. We also are pretty much guaranteed to win at 6-1.
So here's the question. Do you want the actual math or not? Because I can give you the actual math.
Lindsey rummages around in their coat for a bit, pulls out a pin which says "They/Them" and sticks it on with their wide array of pride pins.
There. Now you can't possibly fuck it up. Again. The point is, I don't see in what universe I wouldn't be pushing for the execution of the obvious suspect if I was the killer. Do I have to get out the ACTUAL STATISTICS NUMBERS here? Because if I do, I expect you to not decide the numbers aren't good enough. Like it or not, this isn't a game of people, this is a game of numbers. We are all numbers, and the numbers right now are seven to two. In the horrifically implausible and utterly unlikely worst case involving both Spamton and the cookie being innocent, which I assure you, one of them absolutely did it, we get two to five, in which case you're obviously going to pick me next, which won't end well for us. In the best case, Spamton did it. 7-1, we win. We also are pretty much guaranteed to win at 6-1.
So here's the question. Do you want the actual math or not? Because I can give you the actual math.
I am the They who says it!