02-23-2022, 22:49:34 PM
Fighting to gain new turf? Yeah, I think I can do that.
1. See Emery for any weaponry or equipment you need and recruit some of Sparxxx's people.
Ok, gonna need some bats, balls, gloves, preferably some team jerseys. Always promotes some team spirit. And maybe some pizza. Recruit a baseball team from Sparxx's people. ...Oh, and we're gonna need some concealable handguns.
2. Go around until you manage to find some Yarddog territory.
Yeah, gonna find me a baseball field in their territory. Go around until I see a Yarddog. Start up a pickup baseball game with them and invite the Yarddogs.
3. Go in fighting! Massacre all the Yarddogs you see. Leave no survivors!
They're gonna get deluded into thinking this is just a pickup game, but we're gonna massacre them on the field and put a bullet in them while their guard is down. I'll give a signal so it's all done at the same time, so they can't start shooting us back.
4. Find a way to leave your mark and make it clear the territory now belongs to the Cappers.
Prominently post some Cappers baseball caps around the field. Caps, cappers. Gotta love some brand synergy. Oh, and leave the capped dudes at the home of the leader of the Yarddogs with Cappers hats on them.
1. See Emery for any weaponry or equipment you need and recruit some of Sparxxx's people.
Ok, gonna need some bats, balls, gloves, preferably some team jerseys. Always promotes some team spirit. And maybe some pizza. Recruit a baseball team from Sparxx's people. ...Oh, and we're gonna need some concealable handguns.
2. Go around until you manage to find some Yarddog territory.
Yeah, gonna find me a baseball field in their territory. Go around until I see a Yarddog. Start up a pickup baseball game with them and invite the Yarddogs.
3. Go in fighting! Massacre all the Yarddogs you see. Leave no survivors!
They're gonna get deluded into thinking this is just a pickup game, but we're gonna massacre them on the field and put a bullet in them while their guard is down. I'll give a signal so it's all done at the same time, so they can't start shooting us back.
4. Find a way to leave your mark and make it clear the territory now belongs to the Cappers.
Prominently post some Cappers baseball caps around the field. Caps, cappers. Gotta love some brand synergy. Oh, and leave the capped dudes at the home of the leader of the Yarddogs with Cappers hats on them.
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