Hunger Games Simulator - Trouble Cube Edition

[NebulaChimera2211]

My word, double podium finishers! And with watchlisted tributes, too! That really was my season.

What Could Possibly Go Wrong Now?

• Akuma (M, safe)
  
• Galacta Knight (M, safe)
  

Events:

PREDICTABO!
(Player1) block(s/s/s/s/1) an attack from (Player2) and counterattack(s/s/s/s/1) by grabbing [typeB2] and slamming [typeB2] into the ground, calling [typeB2] predictable.
(Player1) block(s/s/s/s/1) an attack from (Player2) and kill(s/s/s/s/1) [typeB2] by grabbing [typeB2] and slamming [typeB2] into the ground, calling [typeB2] predictable. (1 kills 2)

Rock, Paper, Scissors
(Player1) plays Rock Paper Scissors in front of a mirror and somehow wins.
(Player1) plays Rock Paper Scissors against (Player2). (Player1) win(s/s/s/s/1).
(Player1) plays Rock Paper Scissors against (Player2). (Player2) win(s/s/s/s/2).
(Player1) plays Rock Paper Scissors against (Player2). (Player1) win(s/s/s/s/1), causing the lose(r/r/r/r/rs2) to explode. (1 kills 2)
(Player1) plays Rock Paper Scissors against (Player2). (Player2) win(s/s/s/s/2), causing the lose(r/r/r/r/rs1) to explode. (2 kills 1)

Star Wars
(Player1) attempt(s/s/s/s/1) to get (Player2) to buy some drugs, only for [typeB2] to convince [typeB1] [typeA1] do(es/es/n/es/n)'t want to sell (Player2) drugs, and instead go home and rethink [typeC1] li(fe/fe/fe/fe/ves1).
(Player1) drop(s/s/s/s/1) down from above, land(s/s/s/s/1) behind (Player2) and say(s/s/s/s/1), "hello there". (Player2) turn(s/s/s/s/2) around and repl(ies/ies/ies/ies/y2), "(Player1)! You are (a /a /a /a /1)bold on(e/e/e/e/es1)."
(Player1) tr(ies/ies/ies/ies/y1) to warn (Player2) that (Player3) (is/is/is/is/are3) evil, only for (Player2) to retort that from [typeC1] point of view, the side (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) on is evil instead. In despair, (Player1) shout(s/s/s/s/1), "well then you are lost!"

Team Fortress 2
(Player1) punch(es/es/es/es/1) (Player2) so hard [typeA2] instantly explode(s/s//s/2). (1 kills 2)
(Player1) simultaneously headshot(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) and (Player3) with one bullet, causing the crowd to briefly go into wild cheering. (1 kills 2 and 3)
All will fear (Player1)'s giant new weapo(n/n/n/n/ns1). (also Bloodbath and Feast)

Variants of existing events
(Player1) find(s/s/s/s/1) [typeD1] so cute that [typeA1] (gets/gets/gets/gets/get1) heart failure. (1 dies)
(Player1) regret(s/s/s/s/1) everything.

Other
(Player1) anger(s/s/s/s/1) a chicken by attacking it and get(s/s/s/s/1) torn apart by a flock of angry chickens. (1 dies)
(Player1) beat(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) to death with a crowbar. (1 kills 2)
(Player1) decides to lie low for today. (Day only)
(Player1) decides to lie low for tonight. (Night only)
(Player1) get(s/s/s/s/1) mauled to death by a killer rabbit. (1 dies)
(Player1) ha(s/s/s/s/ve1) come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And [typeA1]'(s/s/re/s/re1) all out of bubblegum. (also Bloodbath)
(Player1) pass(es/es/es/es/1) up a perfect chance to kill (Player2) and regret(s/s/s/s/1) it. (non-fatal)
(Player1) pass(es/es/es/es/1) up a perfect chance to kill (Player2). (non-fatal)
(Player1) sell(s/s/s/s/1) propane and propane accessories.
(Player1) warn(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2), "this Arena ain't big enough for the two of us".
(Player1) warn(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2), "you'll be surprised what you can live through".
After being blackout drunk for the entire season until now, (Player1) ha(s/s/s/s/ve1) sobered up.
After being heavily intoxicated for the entire season until now, (Player1) ha(s/s/s/s/ve1) sobered up.
It was in the Arena that (Player1) met (Player2). Without a single word they knew what had to be done.
Reality suddenly changes, causing all remaining tributes to look exactly like (Player1) for the rest of the current season.