02-22-2022, 06:41:58 AM
AND SO END THE GAMES.
Well well well, this season is coming to an end, isn't it? And what an end it's going to come out to be. This is Whistle with SdNL, reporting on the new sort of things that are going on lately. We hope that as this draws to a close, you recognize what you love, and what you hate.
Though to be fair, I have literally no idea what love is, considering how little things have been going on. Sure, it may seem very nice to be in love at first, but soon you start losing touch with each other. And before you know it, your closeted transgender kid is listening to you blabber on about how much you hate her dad and how you can't stand to be around him while he's away in Seattle for the third week in a row.
All the while, you end up thinking about other people and how much they love each other, all the while realizing that you can't be that way, because you just feel broken all the time. Nothing works out. Everything gets dumb. It all feels like searing pain all over as you think to yourself, "Why, what did I do to deserve such a bad hand in life?" "Nobody likes me, do they?" "Nobody appreciates what I do."
But whatever. It's just a game. Life is just a game, and I'm one missed step from game over.
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BUT SO ARE THESE GUYS!!
BATTLE MUSIC: "End Titles" - Blade Runner (comp. Vangelis)
![[Image: 2022-02-21_23_58_14_brantsteele_com_022381d109ad.png]](https://imagehosting.troublecube.net/cpg/albums/userpics/10003/13/2022-02-21_23_58_14_brantsteele_com_022381d109ad.png)
Junta learns to respect the environment. The hard way.
![[Image: 2022-02-21_23_58_23_brantsteele_com_253a3680f538.png]](https://imagehosting.troublecube.net/cpg/albums/userpics/10003/13/2022-02-21_23_58_23_brantsteele_com_253a3680f538.png)
Uno is great, unless you are playing alone.
![[Image: 2022-02-21_23_58_30_brantsteele_com_6a3452db1f78.png]](https://imagehosting.troublecube.net/cpg/albums/userpics/10003/13/2022-02-21_23_58_30_brantsteele_com_6a3452db1f78.png)
Yummy yummy! Pills! Such... wonderful things to take for when you're about to choke! Somehow survivable!
![[Image: 2022-02-21_23_58_38_brantsteele_com_f5e30547f9af.png]](https://imagehosting.troublecube.net/cpg/albums/userpics/10003/13/2022-02-21_23_58_38_brantsteele_com_f5e30547f9af.png)
Don't worry, Pit. I will copyright you down into the fucking depths of the earth if I have to.
![[Image: 2022-02-21_23_58_45_brantsteele_com_d99da93b3008.png]](https://imagehosting.troublecube.net/cpg/albums/userpics/10003/13/2022-02-21_23_58_45_brantsteele_com_d99da93b3008.png)
Flappy!!!!
How quick is the day-night cycle in this arena? I don't even know!
![[Image: 2022-02-21_23_58_55_brantsteele_com_4a935ec4f1d0.png]](https://imagehosting.troublecube.net/cpg/albums/userpics/10003/13/2022-02-21_23_58_55_brantsteele_com_4a935ec4f1d0.png)
George Washington Columbo has been subjected to... BEANING.
![[Image: 2022-02-21_23_59_02_brantsteele_com_9671a0da60f6.png]](https://imagehosting.troublecube.net/cpg/albums/userpics/10003/13/2022-02-21_23_59_02_brantsteele_com_9671a0da60f6.png)
She's literally holding a gun to your head, that's no friend of mine. Or yours. Or anyone's.
![[Image: 2022-02-21_23_59_07_brantsteele_com_8772ee6abf94.png]](https://imagehosting.troublecube.net/cpg/albums/userpics/10003/13/2022-02-21_23_59_07_brantsteele_com_8772ee6abf94.png)
Hey Pit, don't worry, I've been caught bipping buses before. That was back in high school, when I was trying to pose way back as a popular girl, right before Regina got run over by a bus. And the name's stuck ever since.
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Fuck.
![[Image: 2022-02-21_23_59_13_brantsteele_com_f3cdf4e25826.png]](https://imagehosting.troublecube.net/cpg/albums/userpics/10003/13/2022-02-21_23_59_13_brantsteele_com_f3cdf4e25826.png)
Whitty kissed the bottle.
Two! Two cannon shots!
... Two cannon shots? Seriously?
You always just gotta remind me, don't you, O Fate?
![[Image: 2022-02-21_23_59_33_brantsteele_com_c7667df8bd93.png]](https://imagehosting.troublecube.net/cpg/albums/userpics/10003/13/2022-02-21_23_59_33_brantsteele_com_c7667df8bd93.png)
At this point, all bets are off. I'm in too deep. Fuck it, I'll root for Pit. Whatever.
![[Image: 2022-02-21_23_59_57_brantsteele_com_c0ba80b638a2.png]](https://imagehosting.troublecube.net/cpg/albums/userpics/10003/13/2022-02-21_23_59_57_brantsteele_com_c0ba80b638a2.png)
Sounds like a painful way to die. Lovely!
![[Image: 2022-02-22_00_00_06_brantsteele_com_b59d306cb9aa.png]](https://imagehosting.troublecube.net/cpg/albums/userpics/10003/13/2022-02-22_00_00_06_brantsteele_com_b59d306cb9aa.png)
EVEN MORE TERRIFYING TO WITNESS!!!
Oh yeah. Daytime. Nice.
![[Image: 2022-02-22_00_00_14_brantsteele_com_e7a9e7fe11d9.png]](https://imagehosting.troublecube.net/cpg/albums/userpics/10003/13/2022-02-22_00_00_14_brantsteele_com_e7a9e7fe11d9.png)
Sounds a little Spinal Tap, but Cupid Kirby doesn't even have a spine.
![[Image: 2022-02-22_00_00_22_brantsteele_com_af3aabcca78f.png]](https://imagehosting.troublecube.net/cpg/albums/userpics/10003/13/2022-02-22_00_00_22_brantsteele_com_af3aabcca78f.png)
The ideas keep coming in, but hey look. We've got a winner.
WELL LOOKY HERE, WE HAVE A WINNER. LIKE ALWAYS. AS EVER.
but first tributes to the dad
Now let's take a look at our stats and summaries!
And, of course, here is our save. https://brantsteele.com/hungergames/classic/r.php?c=nEMD3jzi
Let's hope you've had a wonderful time. This is Whistle with SdNL, and if you'll excuse me, I have business to attend to elsewhere.
I will nominate soon. I am plumb out of ideas right now.
Well well well, this season is coming to an end, isn't it? And what an end it's going to come out to be. This is Whistle with SdNL, reporting on the new sort of things that are going on lately. We hope that as this draws to a close, you recognize what you love, and what you hate.
Though to be fair, I have literally no idea what love is, considering how little things have been going on. Sure, it may seem very nice to be in love at first, but soon you start losing touch with each other. And before you know it, your closeted transgender kid is listening to you blabber on about how much you hate her dad and how you can't stand to be around him while he's away in Seattle for the third week in a row.
All the while, you end up thinking about other people and how much they love each other, all the while realizing that you can't be that way, because you just feel broken all the time. Nothing works out. Everything gets dumb. It all feels like searing pain all over as you think to yourself, "Why, what did I do to deserve such a bad hand in life?" "Nobody likes me, do they?" "Nobody appreciates what I do."
But whatever. It's just a game. Life is just a game, and I'm one missed step from game over.
...
...
BUT SO ARE THESE GUYS!!
BATTLE MUSIC: "End Titles" - Blade Runner (comp. Vangelis)
title
Junta learns to respect the environment. The hard way.
Uno is great, unless you are playing alone.
Yummy yummy! Pills! Such... wonderful things to take for when you're about to choke! Somehow survivable!
Don't worry, Pit. I will copyright you down into the fucking depths of the earth if I have to.
Flappy!!!!
How quick is the day-night cycle in this arena? I don't even know!
i can't think of a good title
George Washington Columbo has been subjected to... BEANING.
She's literally holding a gun to your head, that's no friend of mine. Or yours. Or anyone's.
Hey Pit, don't worry, I've been caught bipping buses before. That was back in high school, when I was trying to pose way back as a popular girl, right before Regina got run over by a bus. And the name's stuck ever since.
...
Fuck.
Whitty kissed the bottle.
Two! Two cannon shots!
... Two cannon shots? Seriously?
You always just gotta remind me, don't you, O Fate?
2 deaths: Junta, Whitty
2 eliminated: B-Doe-1998, Cassie
2 eliminated: B-Doe-1998, Cassie
Night falls tonight. And with it, the darkness arrives. Absent of the light.
i can't think
At this point, all bets are off. I'm in too deep. Fuck it, I'll root for Pit. Whatever.
Sounds like a painful way to die. Lovely!
EVEN MORE TERRIFYING TO WITNESS!!!
Oh yeah. Daytime. Nice.
i can't
Sounds a little Spinal Tap, but Cupid Kirby doesn't even have a spine.
The ideas keep coming in, but hey look. We've got a winner.
WELL LOOKY HERE, WE HAVE A WINNER. LIKE ALWAYS. AS EVER.
but first tributes to the dad
4 dead: George Washington Columbo, Jessica Williams, Cupid Kirby, Ivi R
3 eliminated: Matthew, Guma, MadameButterflyKnife
3 eliminated: Matthew, Guma, MadameButterflyKnife
PALCE
winner: pos/tc/imgur
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Returning nominator NebulaChimera2211 scores her first win ever, with Pit directly in first place!
placements: pos/tc/imgur
![[Image: 2022-02-22_00_00_48_brantsteele_com_0a923ab438fa.png]](https://imagehosting.troublecube.net/cpg/albums/userpics/10003/13/2022-02-22_00_00_48_brantsteele_com_0a923ab438fa.png)
Following close behind are MadameButterflyKnife's Ivi in second place, having won by doing absolutely nothing, and Nebula's other tribute Cupid Kirby, who scored 4 kills, the second-most in the game.
![[Image: 2022-02-22_00_00_58_brantsteele_com_25d0b92bdf40.png]](https://imagehosting.troublecube.net/cpg/albums/userpics/10003/13/2022-02-22_00_00_58_brantsteele_com_25d0b92bdf40.png)
But the highest kills go to BlackFaithStar's Barbara, who scored six kills by winning a tag-team fight and gaining an invincibility star. Wowee, in her short time she sure made an impact!
![[Image: 2022-02-22_00_01_03_brantsteele_com_c1430f0c384b.png]](https://imagehosting.troublecube.net/cpg/albums/userpics/10003/13/2022-02-22_00_01_03_brantsteele_com_c1430f0c384b.png)
Hit with the 4th- and 5th-place curses are Jessica Williams and George Washington Columbo, who just barely made it to the last few days. I guess their pacifism didn't pay off, did it?
![[Image: 2022-02-22_00_01_09_brantsteele_com_fb3bcf10cd54.png]](https://imagehosting.troublecube.net/cpg/albums/userpics/10003/13/2022-02-22_00_01_09_brantsteele_com_fb3bcf10cd54.png)
And of course, let's say hello to our biggest losers, Felicia, Nagisa, and Zapp Brannigan.
Returning nominator NebulaChimera2211 scores her first win ever, with Pit directly in first place!
placements: pos/tc/imgur
Following close behind are MadameButterflyKnife's Ivi in second place, having won by doing absolutely nothing, and Nebula's other tribute Cupid Kirby, who scored 4 kills, the second-most in the game.
But the highest kills go to BlackFaithStar's Barbara, who scored six kills by winning a tag-team fight and gaining an invincibility star. Wowee, in her short time she sure made an impact!
Hit with the 4th- and 5th-place curses are Jessica Williams and George Washington Columbo, who just barely made it to the last few days. I guess their pacifism didn't pay off, did it?
And of course, let's say hello to our biggest losers, Felicia, Nagisa, and Zapp Brannigan.
Now let's take a look at our stats and summaries!
And, of course, here is our save. https://brantsteele.com/hungergames/classic/r.php?c=nEMD3jzi
Let's hope you've had a wonderful time. This is Whistle with SdNL, and if you'll excuse me, I have business to attend to elsewhere.
next time... NO THEME!
I will nominate soon. I am plumb out of ideas right now.
You know where you are? You're in the jungle baby.