Hunger Games Simulator - Trouble Cube Edition

[Whistle]

AND SO BEGIN THE GAMES.

Intro Music: Monday Night Football

Well, hello everybody, and welcome back to yet another season of Hunger Games Simulator with SdNL! I'm your host, Whistle Gangster, here for yet another little thing in the edge of glory. Soemtimes I say wors with out actually understadnign what I'm saying, and that's alright.

Well, outside of radical introspection, I think we've got some sort of handle on things, to our knowledge. Why does saying that feel natural for some reason, I don't know why?


[slap]

LET'S GET INTO IT.

Tribute reveal music: "I Zimbra" - Talking Heads

THE REAPING
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harvest

• Despite the general downward trend in nominations (goddamn lunatics and their self-preservation instinct), we have with us here two returning nominators, Madame Butterfly Knife and Goose! Knife has nominated a few of his original creations, Voi and Ivi Roma, who he has brought to life with the power of art, and Goose nominated another variant of Steve plus his old Sylveon, Bow!
  
• And introducing ourselves into the games is Nebula Chimera 2211, with two characters plucked straight out of her favorite games; Pit from Kid Icarus, and Cupid Kirby from the Kirby series! Let's hope that all goes well with these tributes, and that these newcomers somehow survive long enough to make her a valuable player!
  
• Further tributes include my own Neo and Trinity, unplugged fresh from the Matrix, still in love just the same! Power Stroke 6001 has nominated two couples of her own; Doug and Kat, and Nabi and Doki. Hype Kitty has nominated a literal boyfriend and girlfriend called Boyfriend and Girlfriend, plus two characters from Fire Emblem! But most importantly, let's not forget Billy 5545's incredible tributes!!....
  
  A... raccoon and a fish.
  

LET'S GET ON WITH IT, AND SATISFY MY DOWNRIGHT BLOODLUST.

Bloodbath Music: "Animal" - Def Leppard

THE BLOODBATH
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and i want

• Voi does the first action of the game, making herself known by running backwards away from our own little Cornucopia!
  
• Kennifer's Margaret has her own things to discuss, so we'd best not talk about her.
  
• Billy's raccoon, The Frenchiest Fry, finds some little drugs and gives himself the ability to build anything within seconds, like the Minenites!
  
• I hope nobody is in Stricklander's behind any time soon.
  
• FIRST BLOOD! Junta slowly poisons Zapp Brannigan before he even has the chance to make himself known in this game! Such a shame!
  
• And Trinity showing her own markswomanship, much to the expense of Nagisa!
  
• At this point, I'm sure that Vallis-Neira may have taken the red pill already.
  
• Ivi takes on her own little thing, finding something that could potentially help her out somehow further along in the games. Kaboom.
  
• UGH. Silly Whitty and Diana with their Death Prevention And Creating Trust.
  
• Let's see what kind of trouble Nabi and Doki can get themselves into.
  
• Boyfriend and Girlfriend getting a message from Cupid himself with their bows and arrows!
  
• Tom is grabbing a defensive instrument, eh? That's nice.
  
• Steve! Don't run off!
  
• Ugh. Sharing spirits,
  you fiveSabine, Archie, Johnny Bravo, Doug and Kat
  . Why can't people just hoard everything, huh?
  
• Bye Felicia!
  
• Hey wait, wasn't David supposed to be here already? How is his appearance sudden?
  
• Bow sees the same syringe situation and selects the same sort of substance. Sweet!
  
• Don't worry, even Jomanda doesn't know who the hosts are.
  
• Barbara fighting bad vibes? Psssh, with you kids these days everything is bad vibes!
  
• Le Fishe grabbing its own little spear in an ironic sense.
  
• GWC draws his blade... with pleasure.
  
• Meanwhile, 
  the rest of the tributesNintendo, Neo, Carol, Olivia, Flash, Cupid Kirby, Pit, Byleth and Lysithea, and Jessica
  find themselves too scared to be anywhere near the Cornucopia and book it with their backs turned.
  

Well, with that blood out of the way, let's get into the full monty!

DAY ONE

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and i need

• Trinity has obviously not learned since escaping the Matrix; she doesn't realize that antiques actually get poken and stay poken.
  
• A four-way brawl between Nintendo, Sabine, Barbara, and Cupid Kirby! Only the latter two make it out alive!
  
• Jessica, I have yet to see any de-aging potions on President Snow, he still looks ten!
  ...
  ...
  ...
  wait what
  
• Ahahaha!
  Tomand Bow
  's got patience for such a ripe fart!
  
• Fear not Jomanda, Steve's great parrot compromises are always great for such greatness!
  
• Never knew Voi and Neo could have such peaceful thoughts. Then again, they're fucking COWARDS.
  
• Carol reenacts a little children's game with Pit, Johnny Bravo, and Junta. Johnny's a little slow though, so he has been eliminated.
  
• Tiny Diana. Sounds hilarious!
  
• Le Fishe puts his spear to good use, but Vallis-Neria has run on blades before.
  
• Never knew Friday Night Funkin' had updates. But I guess it makes sense...
  
• David has a little bit of knowledge about ship sinking.
  
• Do you want to crash, Margaret? Then maybe you should steer.
  
• Nabi and Doki already getting into some trouble!
  
• Yeah, not too funny, Stricklander. No shitposting in the Arena.
  
• Doug and Kat have been burned by terrible attacks, Archie says. Haha, kids!
  
• Tribute betrayal! Olivia and GWC have spats over spiders, but GWC knocks up the courage to spit it out!
  

Seven cannon shots in the distance tonight. After a very quick setup, everything is so refreshing to hear at this sort of pace.

THE FALLEN
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7 deaths: Zapp Brannigan, Nagisa, Felicia, Nintendo, Sabine, Johnny Bravo, Vallis-Neria
1 nominator eliminated: ThatIdiotMan
29 remain

Well well, this has been a lovely season! I got no one, but I got this season to take care of me while I waste away in bed every so often. Hope you all are cuddling up with your lover so much you wanna murder them, eh? Fun.

Anyway, this has been Whistle with SdNL, signing off.

NEXT TIME... FLIPS AND SPINS.