02-13-2022, 09:50:41 AM
The voice from nowhere once again ruins any atmosphere or tension that may have been building.
Aha! If you desire to select a creature which is half something, you could be merely yourself in your truest state! A Half-Wit as it were!
Presumably that was directed at Loren, but considering the voice staunchly refuses to call anyone by name, it is unclear. It may also have gotten more eloquent, but it also may not have had a large enough sample size of speak to draw from.
Hoho! If you are going to choose to claim to know details about anything you can see, that is no great feat. But knowing someone's name, that is truly on a completely different level from the other feats! If that is the case, sir, then surely you can tell their social security number, as well as the face number, expiration date, and three numbers upon the back of their credit or banking card! You are a walking identity theft case! Thus, the conclusion is that your eyes steal identities! Therefore, your eyes are Bald and Barcoded! Observing the barcode, your eyes must be purchasable for a reasonable price not in excess of eight hundred dollars! However, your eyes are a tool used primarily for crime and are thus outlawed, and thus you must be a criminal wanted for selling contraband goods!
The ridiculous and occasionally coherent jabs by the voice are somewhat obnoxious, but without a point source, it may be difficult to stop the voice from jumping upon a statement made by anyone to rudely and most hostilely quip at them. Perhaps this is the darkest timeline.
Monochromacy? What is this, the 1950s television? You should go onto Outer Limits! Surely ridiculous twists like having the capacity to cause the president's face to melt shall be no match to the most absurd twist that is you being part cuttlefish!
It won't stop.
A gamer! Perhaps you have heard of this game! It is called "Perform Intercourse with your opponent's mother!" Unfortunately, victory has already been claimed by any potential opponent you could name, because your mother is sexually active and that's alright normally, but it probably isn't healthy how she's up quite literally twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week in order to deny you any potential victory you could have!
How the voice progressed from a reasonably well thought out jab to a Ben-Shapiro-esque logic chain to a parentage insult to "your mom has sex" is unclear, but at least the quality of the jabs seems to be deteriorating. Perhaps the voice will soon shut up for good. Hopefully it does. Surely it can't keep showing up unexplained to toss such comments forever.
Aha! If you desire to select a creature which is half something, you could be merely yourself in your truest state! A Half-Wit as it were!
Presumably that was directed at Loren, but considering the voice staunchly refuses to call anyone by name, it is unclear. It may also have gotten more eloquent, but it also may not have had a large enough sample size of speak to draw from.
Hoho! If you are going to choose to claim to know details about anything you can see, that is no great feat. But knowing someone's name, that is truly on a completely different level from the other feats! If that is the case, sir, then surely you can tell their social security number, as well as the face number, expiration date, and three numbers upon the back of their credit or banking card! You are a walking identity theft case! Thus, the conclusion is that your eyes steal identities! Therefore, your eyes are Bald and Barcoded! Observing the barcode, your eyes must be purchasable for a reasonable price not in excess of eight hundred dollars! However, your eyes are a tool used primarily for crime and are thus outlawed, and thus you must be a criminal wanted for selling contraband goods!
The ridiculous and occasionally coherent jabs by the voice are somewhat obnoxious, but without a point source, it may be difficult to stop the voice from jumping upon a statement made by anyone to rudely and most hostilely quip at them. Perhaps this is the darkest timeline.
Monochromacy? What is this, the 1950s television? You should go onto Outer Limits! Surely ridiculous twists like having the capacity to cause the president's face to melt shall be no match to the most absurd twist that is you being part cuttlefish!
It won't stop.
A gamer! Perhaps you have heard of this game! It is called "Perform Intercourse with your opponent's mother!" Unfortunately, victory has already been claimed by any potential opponent you could name, because your mother is sexually active and that's alright normally, but it probably isn't healthy how she's up quite literally twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week in order to deny you any potential victory you could have!
How the voice progressed from a reasonably well thought out jab to a Ben-Shapiro-esque logic chain to a parentage insult to "your mom has sex" is unclear, but at least the quality of the jabs seems to be deteriorating. Perhaps the voice will soon shut up for good. Hopefully it does. Surely it can't keep showing up unexplained to toss such comments forever.
I am the They who says it!