02-09-2022, 15:55:38 PM
The Mice's Master Plan to Take Over the Recycling World!
Ah. A recycling campaign, Pinky. How… wholesome.
[*Pinky just stands there smiling with a twinkle in his eye*]
Please let me handle this, Pinky. You remember how last time your 'literary passage' did not have the required depth.
:(
1. A slogan. Yes. Must be something snappy. Catchy. Soundbite-worthy. I think I have just the thing. "Recycle it or we'll recycle you." Show images of people being made into plant food. The more yelling, and blood, the better. And for the space colonies. Recycling people out the airlock as well. Get it, re-cycling, the airlock cycles…
What about a person getting run over by a bi-cycle, Brain?
...I suppose we can include that, too. Puns do tend to stick in the brain. And a bicycle is environmentally friendly, which we're trying to encourage. Tie-ins, Pinky, tie-ins.
2. Yes, perfidious employees. I think all you need to do is make one single entrance/exit, camera tracking of employees at all time within the facility, with anyone leaving going through one of those body-scan machines they have at airports. And subject to strip-search if the scan is not clean. The only reason I'm not defaulting to strip search is for the sake of time. ...And make sure the guards doing the scanning are well-vetted and better than those losers at the airports. Speaking of that, no personal bags inside and no leaving with bags unless they're searched. Bags are places to stash stolen goods. Recycled materials leaving the plant are to be weighed and re-weighed when received to ensure nothing is removed that way. ...If you think any of this is too expensive, well, let me know what you think we should cut. If it stops pilfering of valuable metals and such, though, it should pay for itself.
3. Indeed, leftover metals. Iron, lead and the like. I should think you can easily make them into hand weights and dumbbells, no problem. Nothing intricate there and mostly requires the metal. Then promote them as patriotic fitness. A healthy mind in a healthy body, as the corporation ASICS was named for. Very patriotic, keeping yourself healthy for the Alliance. Low need for unnecessary healthcare usage and all that, ready to fight.
[*Pinky just stands there smiling with a twinkle in his eye*]
Please let me handle this, Pinky. You remember how last time your 'literary passage' did not have the required depth.
:(
1. A slogan. Yes. Must be something snappy. Catchy. Soundbite-worthy. I think I have just the thing. "Recycle it or we'll recycle you." Show images of people being made into plant food. The more yelling, and blood, the better. And for the space colonies. Recycling people out the airlock as well. Get it, re-cycling, the airlock cycles…
What about a person getting run over by a bi-cycle, Brain?
...I suppose we can include that, too. Puns do tend to stick in the brain. And a bicycle is environmentally friendly, which we're trying to encourage. Tie-ins, Pinky, tie-ins.
2. Yes, perfidious employees. I think all you need to do is make one single entrance/exit, camera tracking of employees at all time within the facility, with anyone leaving going through one of those body-scan machines they have at airports. And subject to strip-search if the scan is not clean. The only reason I'm not defaulting to strip search is for the sake of time. ...And make sure the guards doing the scanning are well-vetted and better than those losers at the airports. Speaking of that, no personal bags inside and no leaving with bags unless they're searched. Bags are places to stash stolen goods. Recycled materials leaving the plant are to be weighed and re-weighed when received to ensure nothing is removed that way. ...If you think any of this is too expensive, well, let me know what you think we should cut. If it stops pilfering of valuable metals and such, though, it should pay for itself.
3. Indeed, leftover metals. Iron, lead and the like. I should think you can easily make them into hand weights and dumbbells, no problem. Nothing intricate there and mostly requires the metal. Then promote them as patriotic fitness. A healthy mind in a healthy body, as the corporation ASICS was named for. Very patriotic, keeping yourself healthy for the Alliance. Low need for unnecessary healthcare usage and all that, ready to fight.
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