[Game] Party to Treason

[wingedcatgirl]

Billionaire Recycler

1. Catchy Slogan
"That's an easy one," Mark says. "Recycle, or the owl will eat you. The owl, of course, represents environmental depletion or whatever scientists call it, so make sure it's painted planet colors. That's green and blue, right?"

2. Security
"Build a big scale at the entrance and weigh everyone on their way in and out. If they're more than two kilos different when they leave, search 'em. Is two kilos a good number? Run that by the engineers to make sure. Don't let anyone in or out without a weight check. This will probably make some people feel shitty about their bodies but... well, sacrifices have to be made."

3. Leftovers
"Commemorative coins! What are we commemorating? Whatever interesting thing just happened that week, or had an anniversary. The 24 1/2th anniversary of Sendri making a cool thing! Stuff like that. It's a big Alliance, there's always gonna be something.

"Then, of course, you can auction them off as unique and valuable collector's items to suckers who don't realize something can't increase in value forever just for being unique. Like NFTs, but without burning down forests to make them. Or at least not as many forests."

Mark quickly scribbles out the finalized versions of these plans and hands them over.