02-09-2022, 01:20:47 AM
A voice from nowhere chimes in.
"You want to be half something, be half-and-half. The drink? Condiment? Whatever it is. Be that. You're two halves then. And also you can be served in small plastic cups in the kind of establishments that have the ketchup in a red squeezable cylinder. Of course, if that's the case... You just got served."
The double-dipped and excessively mixed pun told, the voice falls silent, perhaps never to be heard again.
"You want to be half something, be half-and-half. The drink? Condiment? Whatever it is. Be that. You're two halves then. And also you can be served in small plastic cups in the kind of establishments that have the ketchup in a red squeezable cylinder. Of course, if that's the case... You just got served."
The double-dipped and excessively mixed pun told, the voice falls silent, perhaps never to be heard again.