02-08-2022, 18:45:31 PM
"In that case," He says, before taking a deep...breath......and.........uh oh. "Minecraft is a video game produced by the independent video game company known as Mojang, who got sold to the tech company Microsoft following the game's very impactful success, by former Mojang CEO Notch before he left the company in a very unpopular move. The game itself is basically a sandbox-type game where the world is literally composed of only cubes, yet despite that, many have been creating many things in it, such as replications of famous buildings like the Eiffel Tower, or giant machines that can fly through the air. Except that is in one of it's gamemodes, the one known as 'Creative Mode'. There's also 'Survival Mode', which is basically exactly what it sounds like - surviving in the wilderness of the game, fighting against hostile creatures such as zombies, skeletons, spiders, witches, flying hell octopi, zombiefied pig men, literal balls of slime, self-detonating green shits known as Creepers, etc, etc. But the toughest of them all are the Bosses, such as the Wither, a flying tri-headed skeleton missing the bones from the waist down that can fire black skulls that, if they hit you, you literally start to wither away. Or the Warden, a terrifying beast that, despite having no eyes, can still track you using sound alone, and is the hardest creature to defeat. They can tank the most amount of damage, and can deal enough damage to you to make the best armour in the game utterly USELESS against them."
Can......can I talk now? You done? Phew. Let's see...
After saying all that, Matthew catches his breath, seemingly satisfied with all that he had said. I will also apologise if this took up too much space on your screen - His currently-active personality can be described as 'Motor-mouthed smartass'.
Can......can I talk now? You done? Phew. Let's see...
After saying all that, Matthew catches his breath, seemingly satisfied with all that he had said. I will also apologise if this took up too much space on your screen - His currently-active personality can be described as 'Motor-mouthed smartass'.
Viking Duck is back from Valhalla, and ready to take all the loot. Also, still a friend to animals.

