02-03-2022, 00:28:14 AM
"Ah, math, I shall crush you!"
"Problem 1: 30 Rebel scum are all captured and lined up. If the soldiers all presumably aim perfectly, and it takes 2 shots to kill each rebel, how many bullets will be needed?"
"Problem 2: Our great and glorious leader who I TOTALLY remember the name but won't name because…uh…religious reasons! That's why! Anyways, he must give a great speech! About how our country is great and amazing, yadda yadda, and he can speak 3 words per second. How long will his speech be if it's 300 words long?"
"Next up, literature! How about repurposing a German bedtime story? One of my favorites that my foster mother use to tell me all the time, it's one of my favorites! Ahem…one day, a little boy did not pay enough respects to our great and wonderful country, so Hodenverstümmelung came to his house and obliterated his manliness. He now has no hoden. The end! Ah, just thinking about it is lulling me to sleep…
"And of course, physics! Again, Germany? Einstein? Just steal his stuff and pretend someone from here came up with it!"
"Problem 1: 30 Rebel scum are all captured and lined up. If the soldiers all presumably aim perfectly, and it takes 2 shots to kill each rebel, how many bullets will be needed?"
"Problem 2: Our great and glorious leader who I TOTALLY remember the name but won't name because…uh…religious reasons! That's why! Anyways, he must give a great speech! About how our country is great and amazing, yadda yadda, and he can speak 3 words per second. How long will his speech be if it's 300 words long?"
"Next up, literature! How about repurposing a German bedtime story? One of my favorites that my foster mother use to tell me all the time, it's one of my favorites! Ahem…one day, a little boy did not pay enough respects to our great and wonderful country, so Hodenverstümmelung came to his house and obliterated his manliness. He now has no hoden. The end! Ah, just thinking about it is lulling me to sleep…
"And of course, physics! Again, Germany? Einstein? Just steal his stuff and pretend someone from here came up with it!"
BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ONE YOU SERVE
YOU'RE GOING TO GET WHAT YOU DESERVE
YOU'RE GOING TO GET WHAT YOU DESERVE