[Game] Party to Treason

[Cassie]

Bandu's Fun Basics In Education And Learning Class (guaranteed not gonna get sued by Baldi or Dave Suss Moogus cuz they're Moldy rebels trust me -Bandu)

Math Problems:

1. An Alliance-sponsored flag factory usually makes 784 flags every two weeks. BUT! Resourcing troubles meant that the factory couldn't make any that's properly colored by the fifth day and it's not until the ninth day did they got the necessary dye again. How many flags must they make per day to make up for it?

2. Tyler Black decided to fuck it and go out of the country. But of course he basically crossed borders illegally, little shit. Now the Alliance cops are gonna fucking arrest him if he doesn't go back in. There's a 10 mile distance between where he wanna go to and the nearest police station where he can sort out and make up for the fucking crime he's doing right then, and only 1 hour on foot to either do that or go permanently on the run once he's gotten there. Since he's 35% on his way to where he wanted to go, what's the best choice he can make on time?

Literacy:

One day, Bambitie was not feeling right. Ringio asked why. He said "feeling hollow in my life for frankly too long right now". This fucking sucked because lemme tell you, poor Bambitie was just 7 years old at the time.

So Ringio brought him a book about foreign civics, Alliance civics at that. Bambitie didn't get it at first, but even then he could feel that hole in his soul filling up with each and every word of the book he saw, every second, and the picture of Sendri lookin' at him with confidence. Soon enough he was a joyful boy once more, and hasn't changed since.

His friends may have taught him about civics too early, though it was never too early or late to teach anyone about the Alliance.

Science:

Chemistry! An subject the Alliance is an absolute groundbreaker in, they understand the chemistry of everything! From the most efficient power sources, to the highest-quality materials of the very building blocks of your home, to quality meals, and down to the relationships in all walks of life! The Alliance! Masters of the chemistry that is life!