01-31-2022, 23:00:41 PM
Learning with Steve!
Ugh... y'know, I thought I was done with this school crap a long time ago...
Alright, math:
1. There are 53 prisoners and 24 of them are slated to get their dicks personally cut off by Director Sendri. How many prisoners didn't have dicks in the first place?
2. The Alliance has a shitload of dissidents. 10 more dissidents got crushed by a tank legs-first than those who got crushed head-first, and twice as many got shot. How many dissidents got crushed head-first?
...Reading? Who the hell even reads these days? What, it's required? God damn nfnghrmlhrrr... oh uh, anyways:
One fine day, Director Sendri was passing through their dominion when they suddenly got jumped by 69 protestors. The protestors tried assassinate the Director by cutting off their ass. Unfortunately for them, Director Sendri is gloriously assless, giving them an advantage when they called in some targeted nukes. The Great Director Sendri then left the area before the nukes hit and the protestors became Allfield Fried Traitors. And that, kids, is why taking certain words too literally is punishable by death in the grand dominion of the Alliance! And also why having a flat ass is patriotic.
And uh.... oh, science, finally we're at the cool stuff! So uh:
The Alliance is the best at chemistry. Why? Well, you need chemistry to make ammunition. Who produces at lot of its own ammunition? The Alliance. Therefore mixing chemicals and making stuff go boom is patriotic. Class dismissed.
Alright, math:
1. There are 53 prisoners and 24 of them are slated to get their dicks personally cut off by Director Sendri. How many prisoners didn't have dicks in the first place?
2. The Alliance has a shitload of dissidents. 10 more dissidents got crushed by a tank legs-first than those who got crushed head-first, and twice as many got shot. How many dissidents got crushed head-first?
...Reading? Who the hell even reads these days? What, it's required? God damn nfnghrmlhrrr... oh uh, anyways:
One fine day, Director Sendri was passing through their dominion when they suddenly got jumped by 69 protestors. The protestors tried assassinate the Director by cutting off their ass. Unfortunately for them, Director Sendri is gloriously assless, giving them an advantage when they called in some targeted nukes. The Great Director Sendri then left the area before the nukes hit and the protestors became Allfield Fried Traitors. And that, kids, is why taking certain words too literally is punishable by death in the grand dominion of the Alliance! And also why having a flat ass is patriotic.
And uh.... oh, science, finally we're at the cool stuff! So uh:
The Alliance is the best at chemistry. Why? Well, you need chemistry to make ammunition. Who produces at lot of its own ammunition? The Alliance. Therefore mixing chemicals and making stuff go boom is patriotic. Class dismissed.
I refuse to be polite or heterosexual