01-27-2022, 05:52:56 AM
The Costanza Plananza
1. Well, this is the part where I go in and tell everyone I'm Art Vandelay, building inspector. That I've been sent here to make sure the building is up to code. I need to look around and make sure everything here is all structural and sound.
2. Then what I'll do is look around and somehow make my way into the files. Should anyone come in and question me, I'll keep looking for cracks until they leave me alone. Then I'll keep scrolling through the files until I somehow manage to find them all by dumb luck.
3. Then, while no one's looking, I'll sneak by and take one of the worker's cigarettes and lighter and I'll light a cigarette near the papers, and seemingly "forget" about it, which will cause a huge fire. And naturally, I'll panic and run out the door. The fire will burn away the documents and the person I stole the cigarette and lighter from will get the blame for it!
4. And hopefully, everyone else, including Valdragon, will be distracted long enough by the fire so they won't pay any attention to me. And if they do, I'll just tell them Sendri sent me on some important business and convincingly weasel my way out of this one and they'll move on to the next inspection.
1. Well, this is the part where I go in and tell everyone I'm Art Vandelay, building inspector. That I've been sent here to make sure the building is up to code. I need to look around and make sure everything here is all structural and sound.
2. Then what I'll do is look around and somehow make my way into the files. Should anyone come in and question me, I'll keep looking for cracks until they leave me alone. Then I'll keep scrolling through the files until I somehow manage to find them all by dumb luck.
3. Then, while no one's looking, I'll sneak by and take one of the worker's cigarettes and lighter and I'll light a cigarette near the papers, and seemingly "forget" about it, which will cause a huge fire. And naturally, I'll panic and run out the door. The fire will burn away the documents and the person I stole the cigarette and lighter from will get the blame for it!
4. And hopefully, everyone else, including Valdragon, will be distracted long enough by the fire so they won't pay any attention to me. And if they do, I'll just tell them Sendri sent me on some important business and convincingly weasel my way out of this one and they'll move on to the next inspection.
I like bananas. They're yellow.