[Game] Party to Treason

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

Monaca's Pickle-tastic Plan!

1. Figure out a way to get into the archive where the lists of blocked websites and reasons for why they're blocked are stored without arousing undue attention.

I'll visit the archive under the guise of searching up primary sources for a school essay! It's like going to the library! But with more book-burning!

2. Solve the mystery of the inconsistent and archaic filing system to find those lists. Somehow. And FAST.

Go ahead and send out 27 drones to look through the files starting with a certain letter or number. Then, if a drone detects anything, I'll be notified of the location and file and I can go and pick it up!

3. Destroy those documents in a way that looks like an accident.

After picking up the files, I'll go ahead and roll the files up, store the files in filled pickle jars, and then mix them up!! They'll be so wet, they'll crumble in no time!

4. Think of some way to hide the whole mess you're in or are creating when being inspected by Colonel Valdragon, to make sure no one gets shot.

Pickle party! Basically, I'll hold a party where we can eat the pickles from step 3! The evidence gets eaten up, AND the party distracts from the already crumbled incriminating files!