[Game] Party to Treason

[Cassie]

Did Bandu turn pink just for this occasion?

1. Figure out a way to get into the archive where the lists of blocked websites and reasons for why they're blocked are stored without arousing undue attention.

Bandu will- no, not teleport and snatch, ya dingbat! He looks noticable! He'll just kidnap a random guy who works in the archive by brief bouts of teleportation in and out of the archives, perfectly copy all of their compositional assets like they're just an FNF character (using the chaos god powers to do that), tie them up and strand them somewhere too hard for the guys to find and sus out, then go back into the archives like nothing happened.

2. Solve the mystery of the inconsistent and archaic filing system to find those lists. Somehow. And FAST.

>use chaos god powers to make the lists yeet itself from their hiding places and fall onto the floor

3. Destroy those documents in a way that looks like an accident.

This is where Bandu uses his chaos god powers to shake the whole damn archive in an earthquake inevitably causing a fire that'd destroy the documents. If not, the debris that'll rain down certainly will destroy them.

4. Think of some way to hide the whole mess you're in or are creating when being inspected by Colonel Valdragon, to make sure no one gets shot.

Well Bandu just made a new fault line under the earth's crust! Hard to tell that anyone could've made THAT! And he's disguised the whole time - certainly the earthquake-borne debris would've killed the guy he impersonated, and he'll play victim to the whole "accident" in itself because...I dunno, are there anyone else capable of making new fault lines in the earth?