[Game] Party to Treason

[Kennifer]

Eridan's Eriplan

1. Figure out a way to get into the archive where the lists of blocked websites and reasons for why they're blocked are stored without arousing undue attention.
wwell im just goin to sneak in straight up and act like im lost if anybody asks
i probably look kind a wweird enough to these fuckin people theyll think im lost on my wway to some kind a fuckin costume contest
just play stupid if anybody notices me and try to sneak by wwhile theyre all confused and shit

2. Solve the mystery of the inconsistent and archaic filing system to find those lists. Somehow. And FAST.
wwell they probably wwould expect somebody to go through em in order so im goin to look through them back to front and if that doesnt work ill look in the middle in case they threww them in there not expectin somebody to find them randomly like that

3. Destroy those documents in a way that looks like an accident.
just a quick blast a my rifle at the outlet to start a fuckin electrical fire then ill hide it back away in my sylladex before anybody comes invvestigatin ought to do it
itll look like the fuckin thing started spontaneously or they ovverloaded the outlet or some dumb shit like that and hopin itll all be burned up by the time they can put any a it out

4. Think of some way to hide the whole mess you're in or are creating when being inspected by Colonel Valdragon, to make sure no one gets shot.

again im gonna play dumb
dumb alien boy got himself in the wwrong place at the wwrong time
wwhere the fuck am i anywway that sort a shit